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What gift do you have for me on my one year anniversary here? I love the Kitty in a box I got earlier today. Yay!

Category: Silly Questions.

Posted - March 28, 2017

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  • How about a nice party for a sweet lady???

      March 28, 2017 7:23 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    Yus. Bring in the other Kittens. Mmmmm. :-P
      March 28, 2017 7:26 AM MDT
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  • 53509


    Um, who are you, please?  I don't believe we've been introduced. 


    ~
      March 28, 2017 7:57 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    Aha aha. Police reports are full of materials on how you're following me around. You did not get that restraining order telling you to keep distance to me out of nothing. In fact you're violating it again. Ugh.
      March 28, 2017 8:07 AM MDT
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    Great news!  I perused that pesky ol' restraining order and found a typo!  That means the entire thing is invalid, so I'll see you tonight, Sweetie!

    ~


      March 29, 2017 3:03 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    Grrr.

      March 29, 2017 6:38 AM MDT
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  • 53509
    Love taps, how sweet.



    :)
      March 29, 2017 6:43 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    Where's my gift?
      March 29, 2017 6:44 AM MDT
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  • 53509
    I AM your gift, Baby!  (Obviously you haven't been paying attention. Sheesh.)



    ~
      March 29, 2017 6:53 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    Meh. 
      March 29, 2017 6:58 AM MDT
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  • Dear Sapphic Heart,
    I give you blue sapphire gem, because it is like your username.

      March 28, 2017 8:48 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    Aww. Virginia, it's so beautiful. Thank you. With such gifts I don't need any candy. Thank you. :-)
      March 28, 2017 8:52 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    I'm sending over my bassett hound/beagle puppy on his magical flying carpet.  He has strict orders to bring you back here so we can party the night away! Yay! 

     

    This post was edited by Harry at March 29, 2017 7:12 AM MDT
      March 28, 2017 9:02 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    Yay. Partayyy...




      March 28, 2017 9:10 AM MDT
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  • Well I picked a little something out for ya.
    Image result for spanking paddle
      March 28, 2017 9:36 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    Hey, those steps are no good.  Theys gots holes in 'em.

      March 28, 2017 9:40 AM MDT
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  • LOL
      March 28, 2017 9:41 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    Oh. Ahem. *blushes*
      March 28, 2017 1:37 PM MDT
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  • For a unique lady I offer a unique gift: a miniature lap giraffe. 

      March 28, 2017 5:10 PM MDT
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  • 17261
    Aww. Love giraffes. My own lap giraffe. Yay. You're the besterest guardian angel!
      March 29, 2017 6:46 AM MDT
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  • 22891
    you can have another kitty if you want
      March 28, 2017 5:40 PM MDT
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  • 17261
    Oh. A Kitty more. Yum. Ahem. :-P
      March 29, 2017 6:47 AM MDT
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  • 7683
    Reach for AM clouds, you are already there but soar and continue to soar...Congrats SapphicHeart.....my gift is umm simple and humble like me;)) This post was edited by Veena.K at March 29, 2017 7:32 AM MDT
      March 28, 2017 11:28 PM MDT
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  • 17261
    So sweet of you Veena. Love the gift because it's you. Yay. :-)
      March 29, 2017 6:49 AM MDT
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