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If you were to invent an anti-grammar machine, what would some of its primary functions be?



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Posted - March 31, 2017

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  • It would be programmed to infect any grammarian's computer with a verrry nasty virus. 
      April 1, 2017 12:55 AM MDT
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  • 44604
    To put you out of a job.
      April 1, 2017 7:27 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    It's only function would be to beat a grammarian with a heavy wooden bat within an inch of his/her life, wait 3 minutes, and then, beat that last inch.



    Do I win?

      April 1, 2017 11:04 AM MDT
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  • 53504
    (Its)  No apostrophe. 

    Nope, apparently not. 

      April 1, 2017 7:56 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    LOL!  Where did I put that darned machine?
      April 2, 2017 5:14 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    I don't have to as I'm exempted bi being a natural blonde.....an four eve'ree miss'take eye make eye get'a gween  wibbon      :)p..


    yew no it makes sense :)P
      April 1, 2017 8:03 PM MDT
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