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Benedict Arnold

Has your spouse or partner ever had an "accident" on the floor?

Posted - April 1, 2017
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  • It's your own fault for not letting him outside.  
      April 1, 2017 9:11 PM MDT
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  • He's free to roam as he pleases. Anything that doesn't come back isn't worth keeping
      April 1, 2017 10:46 PM MDT
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  • Are you upset about the mess or wasting a perfectly good  golden shower?
      April 1, 2017 11:00 PM MDT
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  • The sprinkle doesn't bother me as much as the deuce he tries to hide in the closet
      April 1, 2017 11:03 PM MDT
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  • Use Ignacio's cattle prod on him
      April 1, 2017 11:09 PM MDT
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  • I can't because I've been keeping our love child a secret 

      April 1, 2017 11:13 PM MDT
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  • 132
    LMAO!!  OMG!
      April 2, 2017 12:16 AM MDT
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  • Is that what it takes to draw you out? lol
      April 1, 2017 11:12 PM MDT
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  • 132
    Hahahahaha!  That is one thing that'll bring him out!
      April 2, 2017 12:17 AM MDT
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  • 22891
    i dont have a spouse and im kind of glad after seeing that
      April 1, 2017 9:14 PM MDT
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  • Then this must make you ecstatic
      April 1, 2017 10:47 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    I don't keep mine the basement.
      April 1, 2017 9:16 PM MDT
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  • ahhh! An attic dweller! 
      April 1, 2017 10:48 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    hahahahaha I'll never tell.  :  )
      April 2, 2017 4:00 AM MDT
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  • No :/ but that would give me a reason to subscribe to a news paper again ... Then I could say YES when those telemarketers call me ask me subscribe ...Annnd I could roll up news paper hit non existent spouse on nose say " NO! BAD DOG"  Im telling newspaper telemarketers next time they call me the ruined my imaginary next marriage ... This isn't gonna be a good call for them :)  
      April 1, 2017 10:44 PM MDT
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  • lol

    A good wack on the a$$ with a rolled up magazine can sure help that problem, plus it might improve your love life :)
      April 1, 2017 10:49 PM MDT
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  • True :) I'lll be a bit  nicer next time they call :)
      April 1, 2017 10:52 PM MDT
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  • 17261
    Arf arf. ;-)
      April 1, 2017 11:16 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    No but my half brother did once.  If you have diarrhea and think you just have to fart don't do it!  Somebody should have told him that. This post was edited by Livvie at April 2, 2017 12:19 AM MDT
      April 1, 2017 10:53 PM MDT
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  • The curse of the Shart

    I think we've all been there whether we admit it or not
      April 1, 2017 11:05 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    He didn't learn his lesson right away.  Round 2 came in the hall when he was on his way to the bathroom while Mom & Dad were yelling at him for Round 1.
      April 1, 2017 11:08 PM MDT
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  • Your brother isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer is he?
      April 1, 2017 11:13 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    He's a half brother but even sharing 25% DNA with him is embarrassing enough.
      April 1, 2017 11:17 PM MDT
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  • I know what you mean.   My sister is embarrassed by me too.
      April 1, 2017 11:19 PM MDT
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