It used to be "Ouch" I would nonchalantly stick my foot in front of a shopping buggy that was being pushed by a lady then when she ran over it I would say ouch then I would flash my sad puppy dog eyes - then their motherly instincts would kick in and they would make me feel better. Cheers!
I sit outside an OverEaters Anonymous meeting and as they filter out I whisper: "I've got ribs, cornbread, cake, and ice cream just waiting for you at my place."