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Benedict Arnold

I have dragons. What's your pickup line?

Category: Silly Questions.

Posted - April 2, 2017
Tags : Silly Questions Dragons Pickup Line

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  •   April 2, 2017 9:23 AM MDT
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  • 17260
    Oh my. Goes in the US. LMAO. :-)
      April 2, 2017 9:45 AM MDT
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  • 11151
    It used to be "Ouch" I would nonchalantly stick my foot in front of a shopping buggy that was being pushed by a lady then when she ran over it   I would say ouch then I would flash my sad puppy dog eyes  - then their motherly instincts would kick in and they would make me feel better. Cheers!
      April 2, 2017 9:49 AM MDT
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  • 53524



    (Psssst, I think this one outsmarted you.)


     
      April 2, 2017 10:06 AM MDT
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  • 17260
    Alternative. I will try that one out and see if their motherly instincts also covers me. Ahem. Thanks sharing. Cheers. 
      April 2, 2017 12:56 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    I sit outside an OverEaters Anonymous meeting and as they filter out I whisper: "I've got ribs, cornbread, cake, and ice cream just waiting for you at my place." 

    Works every time.
      April 2, 2017 11:26 AM MDT
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  • 132
    Hahahaha!!!
      April 2, 2017 11:29 AM MDT
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  • 17260
    Can't eat that much. Darn. :-/
      April 2, 2017 12:57 PM MDT
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  • 132
    I don't use pick up lines...I use The Force.  
      April 2, 2017 11:30 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    Hey!  It's not nice to force anyone.  "No" means "no!"
     

      April 2, 2017 11:44 AM MDT
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  • 132
    LOL not force like that!  See I'm a Jedi princess.  
      April 2, 2017 11:45 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    LOL! I see.  ;-)
      April 2, 2017 11:48 AM MDT
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  • 132
      April 2, 2017 11:51 AM MDT
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  • 17260
    Mhmm. I know. And what a force that is. Ahem. :-P
      April 2, 2017 12:58 PM MDT
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  • 132
    I know right!    Someone else didn't stand a chance either.  
      April 2, 2017 4:51 PM MDT
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  • 17260
    Haha. Lucky him. ;-)
      April 3, 2017 1:35 AM MDT
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  • 132
    Yes he is damn lucky and he knows it!!  :-)
      April 7, 2017 2:06 PM MDT
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  • 17260
    Good. :-)
      April 7, 2017 2:13 PM MDT
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  • 44649
    Do you need a Knight to slay those dragons?
      April 2, 2017 1:09 PM MDT
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  • 17260
    No no, not my dragons. They are my pick up line. You want to kill my love life? Oomph.
      April 2, 2017 1:34 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    dont have one
      April 2, 2017 3:47 PM MDT
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  • 17260
    Oh.
      April 2, 2017 3:50 PM MDT
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