Active Now

Slartibartfast
Discussion » Statements » If you are a woman who has a tilde-shaped birthmark, we need to talk.
Randy D

If you are a woman who has a tilde-shaped birthmark, we need to talk.

Posted - April 3, 2017
Tag : ~

Responses


  • 53520
    :)
      April 3, 2017 12:12 AM MDT
    1

  • It's not a birthmark, but I have a little scar on my knuckle that sorta kinda resembles a tilde. Does that count? 
      April 3, 2017 4:04 AM MDT
    1

  • 53520
    Close enough, I'll be right there!
    On your GPS, please search for the nearest 24-hour wedding chapel that A) has a drive-through, B) doesn't scrutinize identification very carefully, and C) accepts cash as payment, especially small denominations of bills with serial numbers out of sequence.


    ~ This post was edited by Randy D at April 8, 2017 12:42 PM MDT
      April 3, 2017 5:37 AM MDT
    0

  • 5451
    I know a woman who has a tilde shaped birthmark!  

    She also wears clean unused garbage bags so you're going to have to fight Unapologeticallytrashy for her.




      April 3, 2017 9:39 AM MDT
    0

  • 53520

    Don't  to be such a hard case; just give me her number and don't say a word to him about her. Simple. 

    ~
      April 8, 2017 12:35 PM MDT
    0