Nice trap, Lady. I suppose you expect me to forget the tons of frivolous complaints, lawsuits, and restraining orders that you've filed against me, right? You've got so many of them that even you can't keep track!
(P.S. This photo of you was NOT taken with a hidden camera that I someone may or may not have installed over your desk while you were in the other room showering using your pink loofah and the Summer Garden bath gel that you lavishingly spread all over your silky smooth skin, letting the suds coat you in a luxurious film of soothing . . . wait, where was I? Oh; I didn't do it.) ~
This post was edited by Randy D at April 7, 2017 1:20 PM MDT