I'm going to need you to accompany me downtown to headquarters to answer a few questions, please. There's nothing for you to worry about; it's all routine. (Cough, cough.)
Oh I love Camus SO much..."individuals should embrace the absurd condition of human existence while also defiantly continuing to explore and search for meaning."
She told Mommy and Daddy that she feels like a "he" inside and flatly refuses to wear dresses any more. Daddy grabbed his bottle of gin and Mommy started popping her Diazepam. So, she is now attempting to hide while Daddy and Mommy are screaming at each other, each blaming the other for this unexpected turn of events.