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I can't even write the songs that make anyone cry! I'm Bored?

Posted - April 8, 2017

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  • 8214
    There's your opening chorus, "I can't write songs that make anyone cry." Write a song about that. 
      April 8, 2017 1:30 PM MDT
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  • Wouldn't that seem like a parody of such a beloved and well-know tune?

    I don't want to be ravaged by Fanilows

      April 8, 2017 2:03 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    No Barry.  You're just an old married man who has had so much plastic surgery, it's cut off the circulation to the creative portion of your brain.
      April 8, 2017 1:36 PM MDT
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  • Mandy Potankin would dispute your claim
      April 8, 2017 2:32 PM MDT
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  • Can I get  framed canvas 24x48 of this?
      April 8, 2017 1:37 PM MDT
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  • Yes you may.  

    How do you feel about raised frame-less, 24x48 printed on aluminum?  It will bring out the rich tonal quality and become a durable providing for a family heirloom that can be cherished by generations to come This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at April 8, 2017 1:57 PM MDT
      April 8, 2017 1:41 PM MDT
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  • I'll take it! I'll even spring for raised steel and baked on ceramic enamel.   That is what I call high art.
      April 8, 2017 1:46 PM MDT
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  • Indeed! Museum quality fine art!

    I'll start preparing my studio and work on tapping my inner Mandy
      April 8, 2017 2:05 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    How about a likeness in stone?  Had etched by the tribal elders of northern Boterinalea. Using only the sharpened teeth of  the Torneo. A custom passed down for generations and done in secret. Certificate of authenticity included.  lol
      April 8, 2017 5:49 PM MDT
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  • 745
      April 8, 2017 1:43 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    go answer some questions on here then if youre bored
      April 8, 2017 2:41 PM MDT
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  • 6988
    Come on, everyone knew Manalow was gay. It was in the news years ago. 
      April 8, 2017 4:06 PM MDT
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  • Please!  I would like that very much.  No one has ever offered to write the Ballad of Goatjumper.
    I'm in desperate need of a theme song. Make my dreams come true :) 

      April 9, 2017 10:59 AM MDT
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