What's the one thing you hope to never experience?

I FEEL you.

Is there a more artless buffoon even less deserving of a movie career than the ever-grating Will Farrell? He makes Jim Carrey look like Laurence Olivier. 

I couldn't agree more.   I think Chris Farley was equally terrible and obnoxious but he's passed away.  They are pretty much the same thing, just overly exaggerated and loud to try and force a lame and mindless  gag  down your throat. 

I was confident I could survive any of those catastrophes until I saw "bad grammar."

Of all the dreads on my list, Tom, it's the only one I actually EXPECT to experience. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at April 19, 2017 10:11 AM MDT

True, the others essentially are no cause for active prophylaxis.

But watch out for explosive diarrhea if you are on antibiotics for any reason.