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Benedict Arnold

I'm going to destroy the old Earth and create a new planet Earth. Any last request you silly monkey people?

Posted - April 23, 2017
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  • 7794
    You don't want to call a black guy a monkey person.
      April 23, 2017 7:47 PM MDT
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  • Ok...then what...Well tanned? 
      April 23, 2017 7:49 PM MDT
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  • 7794
    A bit of sarcasm there, but it'll do. The first thing I'd do is give you or God or whoever the middle finger. That's my last request.
      April 23, 2017 7:52 PM MDT
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  • At least I didn't call you Sicilian, so there's that 

    regarding the "finger"...that would be for me 



      April 23, 2017 7:55 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    Are you going to keep the same creation story as in the bible or make up a new one?
      April 23, 2017 8:07 PM MDT
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  • Nope. I'm definitely starting from scratch. I have a lot to do and am looking for Ghost writer. 
    Let me know. There are many perks. One being you get to live on a cloud when the whole thing turns to crap.

    ROFLMAO
    Sorry...I got carried away there. It's a splendid day, is it not?

     This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at April 24, 2017 12:07 PM MDT
      April 23, 2017 9:29 PM MDT
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  • Yep.  Monkeys

    PS...I'm keeping these guys. I need them when I grind my organ
      April 23, 2017 9:25 PM MDT
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  • This exactly the type of behavior that is causing me to do a reset.

    tsk tsk tsk



      April 23, 2017 9:23 PM MDT
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  • LMAO  

    It's always made me popular
      April 23, 2017 9:38 PM MDT
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  • Write the account of the entire process yourself, with your own hand, in words everyone can easily understand so whoever comes after gets it right. Don't leave it to others to make it all up like last time. 
      April 23, 2017 8:19 PM MDT
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  • I'm kinda in hurry...
    Do you think that there would be any issues if I do it in shorthand?
      April 23, 2017 9:18 PM MDT
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  • 53520
    Yes: if your world-building skills match your proofreading skills, please don't even bother.


    (The word "requests" should be plural, and there should be a comma after it.)
    ~
      April 23, 2017 8:31 PM MDT
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  • I only asked for one request.
    Unfortunately, you have chosen to question my omnipotence leaving me with no option other than to deny your "request".
    Please feel free to re-submit at a latter apocalypse. 
    Thank you so much for your interest in the destruction of earth.
    Have a pleasant day.
      April 23, 2017 9:16 PM MDT
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  • Did I tell you...she died? Yup
    Fell off a "swing"  *wink*

    I have an opening.  Would you like to fill it?

    This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at April 23, 2017 9:45 PM MDT
      April 23, 2017 9:41 PM MDT
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  • No worries.  The opening has been filled many times before.
    You just have to be enthusiastic and dependable
      April 23, 2017 9:47 PM MDT
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  • ixnay on the ingsway 

      April 23, 2017 9:47 PM MDT
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  • 53520

    Nice save; a collective request from all people. I defer to your well-played hand. 

    However, you have again called into doubt your eligibility to create and lead by omitting the necessary comma after the word "omnipotence."  

    :(
      April 23, 2017 10:37 PM MDT
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  • In my new world there will be no "commas"

    PERIOD

      April 23, 2017 10:49 PM MDT
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  • 16819
    But we've never BEEN to Alpha Centauri!



    Btw, you're too pretty to be a Vogon
      April 23, 2017 11:20 PM MDT
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