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Why did you shave? *sobs*

Get some glue and put it back on.

Posted - April 24, 2017
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  • 17260
    I love myself bald and smooth. Feels good. Sorry. 
      April 24, 2017 1:40 AM MDT
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  • 7794
    My goodness, I love hearing that from a woman.;-)
      April 24, 2017 5:02 PM MDT
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  • 17260
    There will be more than me. Not that I will know about, of course. Ahem. 
      April 25, 2017 1:31 AM MDT
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  • It will grow back... Eventually... In the fullness of time..
      April 24, 2017 3:05 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    Not always.....:)
      April 25, 2017 2:46 AM MDT
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  • With constant care
    The forester lays bare
    That which was hidden
    To spy on unbidden
    That wondrous  land
    Whence dreams doth roam
      April 25, 2017 5:04 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    In the Forest there was a Glade
    Laid bare I think by the woodsman blade . 
    By scythe or sickle one must take care .
    When  removing  clumps of unwanted hair.
    Now be'it hedge or just a bush .
    To cleave it close .
    Improves the look. 
    :)p

      April 25, 2017 5:42 AM MDT
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  • Improve the look, the field
    Laid bare
    That I would choose
    To linger there
    Midst silken down
    And maidens hair
    To cross that vale
    Explore within
    Such joyous sights
    My eyes behold
    Mesmerised
    I enfold
    Within my arms
    To lay. To hold
    This moment ours
    My tears begin..


      April 25, 2017 6:00 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    To linger there would be fate'l .
    And dare you delve into the well.
    To explore within as cave'ers do.
    Would I think be good for you.
    Now take advice and think before.
    You take this chance and go explore.
    Take care and look before you leap.
    As you might end up at someone's feet.....hehe

      April 25, 2017 12:53 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    Because braiding pit hair is not easy. Ewwwww hahaha
      April 24, 2017 3:53 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    Seemed like the right thing to do at the time. 
      April 24, 2017 4:45 AM MDT
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  • 53520

    What are you talking about?  I quit shaving off my chest hair more than a year and a half ago. The only reason I used to shave it was that I was self-conscious about the grey hairs that were cropping up, but you're the one who convinced me that hairy with a few greys was better than shaved. 



    You must have me confused with someone else . . . wait a minute, does that mean you're seeing someone else? Grrrrrrrrrr!
    ~
      April 24, 2017 5:39 AM MDT
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  • 16819
    My better half doesn't like getting beard rash between her thighs.
      April 24, 2017 7:13 AM MDT
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  • 44647
    I still have my goatee and 'stache and I NEVER shave my chest hair nor down below.
      April 24, 2017 7:52 AM MDT
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  • 16819
    So you shave your cheeks?

    I wore a 'stache until it started to grey. My better half asked me to get rid of it then - she has to wake up next to this face every morning so I obliged.
      April 24, 2017 8:05 AM MDT
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  • 19937
    That alone tells me you're from my generation.  You know, the one where men were men and looked men and not little boys. :)
      April 24, 2017 10:18 AM MDT
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  • What are you talking about?   I haven't shaved in over ten years.
      April 24, 2017 2:11 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    Sasquatch?  Is that you?  A lot of people have been searching for you.  Give me a call, I'll put you in touch. :-D
      April 24, 2017 3:21 PM MDT
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  • Image result for WGN outsiders GIF
      April 24, 2017 4:39 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    Um, take it easy Ryan Hurst, I was just jok.....Uh, Ryan?  Uh,
    um, what are you planning on doing with that knife Ryan?  Ryan?  
    *turns and runs*  



    Dang Ryan.  I thought we was in love.



      April 24, 2017 5:01 PM MDT
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  • 7794
    Because I love how smooth my frank-n-beans feel.
      April 24, 2017 5:04 PM MDT
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  • Just when I'm trying to decide whether to grow a beard or not, I come across this question. I think you've made the decision for me.
      April 24, 2017 8:52 PM MDT
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