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What's a dog to do?



Friends, I have a serious dilemma on my hands and need your help.   My personality and devilish good looks are all in my expressive eyebrows and silky beard.  I thought all those cookies were a trap but, I just couldn't help myself.  My mistress set me up!  She shaved me down!  I now look like a freaky deaky Chihuahua and not the handsome Yorkie mix that I truly am.  I am SO FUGLY!  

Tomorrow I go back to doggie daycare.  I will admit that I have had a problem getting along with other dogs but, I am much better now.  I have a bevy of beauties there that I play with.  They LUV me.  Call them my own personal harem if you wish.  BUT, without my luxurious locks, how will they recognize me?  I am afraid they will leave me for Bruno, who is always trying to steal them away.  

HELP!  What do I say to all my little girlfriends to keep them from throwing me over for a hairier guy?

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Posted - April 30, 2017
Tags : owner girlfriends shaved

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  • They'll know you by sniffing you. Dogs know each other by scent! 
      April 30, 2017 8:18 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    I figured they would eventually get around to the business end of things.  But, that Bruno is crafty and I am afraid he will ensure they don't get close enough to figure it all out!  
      April 30, 2017 8:20 AM MDT
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  • 2658
    Rooster I edited in this additional comment.  (Sixth Sense: a supposed intuitive faculty giving awareness not explicable in terms of normal perception). FYI
      April 30, 2017 10:18 AM MDT
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  • Hah!

    The fact that your ears look twice as big isn't going to help your cause.  Thankfully they'll remember that pungent stench that thankfully humans are not aware of.  Bottoms-up!

    This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at April 30, 2017 10:23 AM MDT
      April 30, 2017 8:41 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    My breath ain't no picnic neither!
      April 30, 2017 10:23 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    I don't get the humor of people pretending they are animals.  Sorry.
      April 30, 2017 9:20 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    Thanks for stopping by and letting us all know that. In the future, I will go out of my way to post more of my problems here.....
      April 30, 2017 10:29 AM MDT
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  • A modern day Samson and Delilah story.
      April 30, 2017 9:46 AM MDT
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  • 2658
    Many say that dogs have a  sixth sense if the nose don't nose they'll use that sixth sense to reconnect.

    Sixth Sense: a supposed intuitive faculty giving awareness not explicable in terms of normal perception. This post was edited by Beans/SilentGeneration at April 30, 2017 10:30 AM MDT
      April 30, 2017 9:52 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    Thank you Beans!  This gives me hope!  I might decide to report back at some point this week just to annoy Sharonna. ;-)
      April 30, 2017 10:31 AM MDT
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  • 10052
    WOW! Someone definitely got carried away with the clippers, didn't they? 

    Regarding your girlfriends, if they only love you for your looks, they're really not worth your time. :)



      April 30, 2017 10:50 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    Thank you Savvy.  Yes, the clippers were on full tilt.  She mumbled something about ticks being really bad this year.   

    As for my girlfriends, you may be right but I am a very neurotic dog from being badly abused at one time.  I admit I live a great life now but I am still very insecure.  My girlfriends really pump up my ego. 
      April 30, 2017 11:12 AM MDT
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  • 10052
    Ticks. Ugh! Don't get me started!!

    Poor Harry! I'm glad you rescued him.
      April 30, 2017 11:46 AM MDT
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  • 496
    If you can't charm them, bribe them. Go to day care baring gifts. Dog treats should help. You are looking gorgeous, Harry. Don't worry. :)
      April 30, 2017 12:48 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    Thank you for the compliment but I know how I really look.  My beautiful eyebrows that made me look like a tough guy are gone gone gone!  :-(

    What you propose is an intriguing, and I believe, an excellent idea dragonfly.  Bribery sounds like it might just do the trick.  Thank you! :-)
      April 30, 2017 4:54 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    you cant really say anything since you cant talk
      May 1, 2017 3:38 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    Oh Pearl!  I talk all the time!  Unfortunately, my mistress doesn't understand a dang word I am saying but I keep on trying.  Part of any good & healthy relationship is recognizing each of us must hold up our end of the conversation.  
      June 13, 2017 11:14 AM MDT
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  • 7683
    You can't resist her;))https://youtu.be/3ggIHfwkIWM
      June 12, 2017 11:40 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    LOL!  Very cute Veena.  Thanks for giving new life to my thread.  I like the puppy that "trills."  :-) 
      June 13, 2017 11:17 AM MDT
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  • 7683
    Luv your questions Harry, it is a pleasure;))
      June 13, 2017 8:58 PM MDT
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  • "Tell your entourage that you rushed into a burning building, to rescue a small child, and your hair got singed a little, but you'll be okay."
      June 13, 2017 11:23 AM MDT
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