Friends, I have a serious dilemma on my hands and need your help. My personality and devilish good looks are all in my expressive eyebrows and silky beard. I thou... moreFriends, I have a serious dilemma on my hands and need your help. My personality and devilish good looks are all in my expressive eyebrows and silky beard. I thought all those cookies were a trap but, I just couldn't help myself. My mistress set me up! She shaved me down! I now look like a freaky deaky Chihuahua and not the handsome Yorkie mix that I truly am. I am SO FUGLY! Tomorrow I go back to doggie daycare. I will admit that I have had a problem getting along with other dogs but, I am much better now. I have a bevy of beauties there that I play with. They LUV me. Call them my own personal harem if you wish. BUT, without my luxurious locks, how will they recognize me? I am afraid they will leave me for Bruno, who is always trying to steal them away. HELP! What do I say to all my little girlfriends to keep them from throwing me over for a hairier guy? Before &... less
