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Why were all those police officers racing to your place last night? ~



Posted - May 5, 2017
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  • 16791
    Dammit, Randy, I TOLD you to keep your head down!
      May 5, 2017 3:40 AM MDT
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  • My ex wife cooked me a dinner and they knew there was going to be a 911 call, so they just showed up automatically. Arrested her for being the worlds worst cook!
      May 5, 2017 7:28 AM MDT
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  • 19937
    Free donuts.
      May 5, 2017 11:45 AM MDT
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  • 3191
    Hey, thanks for distracting them!

      May 5, 2017 12:35 PM MDT
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  • 19937
    What wouldn't I do for a friend?
      May 5, 2017 12:59 PM MDT
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  • 3191
    You are the best!  :)
      May 5, 2017 4:48 PM MDT
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  • 19937
    Thank you.  I hold you in pretty high esteem myself. :)
      May 5, 2017 4:56 PM MDT
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  • 3191
    Thank you, Spunky.  :)
      May 5, 2017 5:05 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    Yay!
    :)


      November 26, 2020 4:01 PM MST
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  • 23577

    They found out I'm hot as hell.

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      November 26, 2020 3:56 PM MST
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