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What does "Don't dip your pen in company ink." mean?

Posted - May 6, 2017
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  • 5614
    Embezzle?
      May 6, 2017 6:28 PM MDT
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  • 2465
    Keep your "pen" in your pants. 
      May 6, 2017 6:30 PM MDT
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  • 5614
    Oh, the ink is company p*ssy and the pen is employee d*ck so NO Fraternization in the workplace. NO SEX!
      May 6, 2017 6:36 PM MDT
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  • 2465
    Exactly!  One of my old bosses, many years ago, used to say that phrase. 
      May 8, 2017 8:18 PM MDT
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  • "The use of office supplies, for personal gain, is forbidden."
      May 6, 2017 11:13 PM MDT
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  • 16256
    Liaisons between employees are forbidden.

    They're actually a pretty bad idea, too - if you two break up after hooking up, it could seriously damage your working relationship. I've known married couples that work together - but they were married before they started working together.
      May 7, 2017 3:11 AM MDT
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