Discussion » Questions » Computers and the Internet » How do I "clear the cache" in order to alleviate glitches?
Randy D

How do I "clear the cache" in order to alleviate glitches?



I'm using an iPhone something-or-other, version umptifratz, flux capacitor unknown.  I've been given to understand by the whippersnappers of Millenium Kūl that there's some mysterious "cache" that periodically needs to be swept out or de-cobwebbed or cornholed or something like that in order to leave me feeling daisy fresh or volleyball-ready, horseback-ready, some such jazz. Now bear in mind that I'm the same guy who hasn't opened any of your links in 7 to 9 years for fear of viruses or Feringi or chupacabra, so I'm not going to comprehend any geek-speak. Just talk me down from the tower and let's get this deathtrap sporting its faulty landing gear and low on fuel back to terra firma upright with as minimal damage to fuselage and only as few necessary human casualties as possible.  Oh, and my top priority is protecting the tildes, so the damsel in distress is on her own. 
~

Posted - May 7, 2017
Tags : None

Responses


  • 1268
    Restore your phone to factory settings. That should screw it... I mean do it.
      May 7, 2017 4:15 PM MDT
    4

  • 53509
    Won't I lose all kinds of important stuff that way?
      May 7, 2017 4:18 PM MDT
    1

  • 1268
    Not if it's on your iCloud. I had an 8th grader teach me that.
      May 7, 2017 4:42 PM MDT
    1

  • Roflmao.   You're an ***hole. lololololol
      May 7, 2017 4:26 PM MDT
    3

  • 1268
    I get that a lot. Thanks, I guess I should have went into politics.
      May 7, 2017 4:43 PM MDT
    1

  • 2960
    Go to settings and start pressing buttons.
      May 7, 2017 4:19 PM MDT
    4

  • 53509
    LOLOLOLOL!
    ~
      May 7, 2017 4:36 PM MDT
    1

  • 1268
    Only Nintendo Players are efficient in the art button bashing, I don't think it is the same with touchscreens. I cracked the hill out of two screens doing this.
      May 7, 2017 4:46 PM MDT
    1

  • Just go upgrade your phone to the iPhone 7. That's what a melienial whipereewhatever would do.  
      May 7, 2017 4:25 PM MDT
    3

  • 53509
    They said you're going to buy me one. 
    ~
      May 7, 2017 4:36 PM MDT
    3

  • Did they? I change my answer then. ....Follow Weylon's advice. It's gooder than mine:)
      May 7, 2017 4:40 PM MDT
    3

  • 1268
    There is the alternative that you just steal him one.
      May 7, 2017 4:45 PM MDT
    3

  • True .... And Merlin did tell me he looks like Lenny Kravitz in an earlier post.... But he has that whole grammar thing going on so ...I ain't got time to go to jail for him :) 
      May 7, 2017 4:49 PM MDT
    3

  • 1268
    I didn't say steal it and get caught.
      May 7, 2017 4:53 PM MDT
    1

  • Lol :) you don't know me that well :) I'' a bit of a calamity ... Even if I didn't get caught ...I'd end up confessing cos I never shut up :/ I'm guessing I'll grow up in my 40's. Then I can steal an iPhone!!! Yay me! ;)
      May 7, 2017 5:01 PM MDT
    1

  • 16777
    Kidnap a millennial's tilde, get him/her to do it for you or the tilde gets it.
      May 7, 2017 4:44 PM MDT
    3

  • If you want to clear the browser cache you just go into Safari settings and it's in there.   If it's from apps Apple doesn't build a way to clear the cache with those and you need to download yet another app designed just to clear apps cache.
      May 7, 2017 4:47 PM MDT
    1

  • 53509
    Thanks!
    ~
      May 7, 2017 9:29 PM MDT
    0