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Benedict Arnold

29. WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED “HEMORRHOIDS” INSTEAD OF “ASSTEROIDS?”

Posted - May 12, 2017
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  • From Urban Dictionary : Hemorroid
    An irate little man that pops out of your butthole and screams at you to stop grunting and wiping your ass so hard. He also punishes you for eating Mcdonalds everyday and drinking a case of beer every night. 
    But since most people get them it's probably just from having an enormous network of pulsating veins at the end of your poopshoot.
    Aiiiiieee !!! The little man is back. He screamed at me for sneezing while I was taking a dump.
      May 12, 2017 6:27 AM MDT
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  • Just when I think I couldn't laugh any harder, you sign on ... once again LMAO!
      May 12, 2017 6:31 AM MDT
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  • 2219
    As my neighbour's car says

    'Unless your a haemorrhoid keep off my ass!' 
      May 12, 2017 7:08 AM MDT
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  • 22891
    cause it sounds better that way
      May 12, 2017 1:55 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    LMAO  hahahahaha   :  )

    Pun intended
      May 12, 2017 3:53 PM MDT
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