(((How do I know she's not just getting me all boozed up so that she can steal more tildes from me?))) ~

I won't steal you tildes, I promise... mainly cos I have only a vague idea even what they mean.. Perhaps Brits don't have tildes?  I was joking there!  I think in this context the meaning is something other than I understood it to be...  I thought they were an old English word for titles.. for example back in the days of knights etc.. but I think it's something to do with grammar - which would make sense...  So since I don't even really know what they are... I will be generous and keep them.

Here, let me pour you just one more....

maybe by asking her

What worries me more is her stealing your hair;((