1. Floats.
2. Sinks.
3. Some float, some sink.
4. It depends on many factors.
5. Randy D, what are you up to this time, and you're not going to be asking for bail money again, are you?
6. If it's Randy D, the 8 cinder blocks tied to his ankles will ensure only one outcome.
7. I do not know.
8. The first thing they'll check is your internet traffic; you're screwed, Grammar Boy.
9. I'm not getting mixed up in another one of your schemes.
10. I am neither a coroner nor a medical examiner.
11. With all those tildes left behind, they'll know immediately who did it. (I'm only here for the reward money.)
12. Other answer: