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What is the worst possible time/place to pass gas?

Posted - June 6, 2017
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  • 46117
    Noisy or smelly?


    Noisy?   Church or classroom.

    Smelly?  Car.  Especially if it is raining or snowing badly.
      June 6, 2017 11:13 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    Hey I gave you a twofer.
      June 6, 2017 11:13 AM MDT
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  • 6988
    Oh no, not a twofer!  I'm gagging here.
      June 6, 2017 12:33 PM MDT
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  • I once attended a very crowded Christmas service.  So I let one off and was then able to sit in my own phew.
      June 6, 2017 5:00 PM MDT
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  • "Near an open flame!"
      June 6, 2017 12:49 PM MDT
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  • 11013
    Job interview
      June 6, 2017 2:06 PM MDT
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  • Right after the words, "I now pronounce you husband and wife." Because, you know, everyone's attention is already on you.
      June 6, 2017 2:09 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    While getting baptized.  It would be an even worse time to get diarrhea!

      June 6, 2017 2:26 PM MDT
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  • All times are good times... fart proudly!
      June 6, 2017 5:01 PM MDT
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  • 496
    An elevator that is packed with people that is stuck between floors. 
      June 6, 2017 5:27 PM MDT
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  • 5354
    I agree, people that are stuck between floors have problems enough.

    On the other hand, that is a place you cannot discreetely leave to visit the restroom.
      June 11, 2017 10:13 PM MDT
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  • During 69
      June 6, 2017 10:40 PM MDT
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  • 3191
    Best answer!
      June 7, 2017 12:49 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    Hi Bozette~ High Five!!!  I am with you on this one too!!! 
    Happy! Happy!
      June 11, 2017 6:03 PM MDT
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  • 3191
      June 11, 2017 6:29 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    CHEERS!!!!  
      June 11, 2017 6:33 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    I'm with Bozette!!!  Absolutely Best Answer!!!  Two Thumbs Up!!!
      June 11, 2017 6:02 PM MDT
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  • 10026

    You Crack Me Up!!  So TRUE!!!  Hahahahaha!
      June 11, 2017 6:32 PM MDT
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  • 5354
    While kissing
      June 7, 2017 12:51 AM MDT
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  • 22891
    somewhere where you cant go to the bathrm
      June 7, 2017 4:44 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    I don't think I can top Jon's answer.  
    But, in the car on a first date would not be the most opportune time to pass gas either
      June 11, 2017 6:13 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    In the middle of 69.
      June 11, 2017 10:17 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    At three a.m. in Alba-quirky New Mexico. 
      June 11, 2017 10:20 PM MDT
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