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Do you ever post coffee-related questions on here just to bait that Coffee Lady? (I don't; I hear she can get feisty.)



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Posted - June 12, 2017

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  • "Bad idea!!"  According to the ToS, Rule #5 - Lastly, you can’t say anything bad about coffee. That’s just not cool.
      June 13, 2017 12:12 AM MDT
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  • 53524
    Who said "anything bad" had to be a part of it?  All I asked was "coffee-related".  

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      June 13, 2017 6:08 AM MDT
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  • Trust me, it's just not worth the risk! :)
      June 13, 2017 10:56 AM MDT
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  • 16829
    There's a coffee lady?

    *sniffs the air,  casts about like a dog trying to catch a scent * This post was edited by Slartibartfast at June 14, 2017 7:38 AM MDT
      June 13, 2017 1:37 AM MDT
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  • 53524

    She's obsessed, she really is. 
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      June 13, 2017 6:09 AM MDT
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  • 44649
    Is that how you spell coffee down under?
      June 13, 2017 7:12 AM MDT
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  • 46117

    NOT ANY MORE.


    NOT ANYMORE
      June 13, 2017 11:00 AM MDT
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  • 16829
    Typo. One of the drawbacks of using a mobile device, too often I don't see them until a fellow smarta$$ calls me on it - usually Randy D.
      June 13, 2017 4:40 PM MDT
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  • 44649
    As long as you aren't driving.
      June 14, 2017 6:56 AM MDT
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  • 1713
    I don't think I've ever encountered the Coffee Lady. Is she only summoned by coffee questions? Is it like some weird ritual where you turn off the lights and light candles and chant about coffee to make her appear?
      June 13, 2017 6:31 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    Well, Rosie and I like to hate Trump.   We have that one thing in common.

    JA likes coffee.  I can relate.

    So, I guess I am safe for now.
      June 13, 2017 10:59 AM MDT
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  • 16829
    As an Aussie, I should be the perfect disinterested party - but it scares me when a narcissist megalomaniac clearly showing early signs of senile dementia has his claws on the launch codes.

    As for coffee, make mine industrial strength. Even the mug has to be terrified.
      June 13, 2017 4:43 PM MDT
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  • 17614
    I drink more coffee than anyone I know.  Don't taunt me...
      June 13, 2017 5:44 PM MDT
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  • 53524
    *Randy D rummages around in the back yard to find a stick, then goes after Thrifty Maid.

    Poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke . . . 
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      June 13, 2017 8:35 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    no, i dont ask coffee questions since i already know about coffee
      June 13, 2017 5:53 PM MDT
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  • 7939
    Who is this coffee lady you speak of?
      June 13, 2017 11:53 PM MDT
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  • 53524

    I must have made it up: no one likes coffee. Be real!

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      June 14, 2017 6:44 AM MDT
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  • 11089
    Randy, if you drank coffee (like real men do), then you could be feisty too.
      June 14, 2017 5:46 AM MDT
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  • 53524


    I am not now nor have I ever been a coffee drinker.  Hey, wait . . . you knew that, didn't you?  Grrrrrrrr.
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      June 14, 2017 6:45 AM MDT
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    I want a coffee party. But I love to sniff the coffee can.
      June 14, 2017 7:46 AM MDT
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  • 16829
    Coffee can? Horrors! Real coffee doesn't come in cans, it comes in vacuum-sealed bags. Instant coffee isn't coffee,  it's an abomination.
      June 14, 2017 3:41 PM MDT
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