Discussion»Questions»Outside the Mug» Do you ever post coffee-related questions on here just to bait that Coffee Lady? (I don't; I hear she can get feisty.)
I don't think I've ever encountered the Coffee Lady. Is she only summoned by coffee questions? Is it like some weird ritual where you turn off the lights and light candles and chant about coffee to make her appear?
As an Aussie, I should be the perfect disinterested party - but it scares me when a narcissist megalomaniac clearly showing early signs of senile dementia has his claws on the launch codes.
As for coffee, make mine industrial strength. Even the mug has to be terrified.