So, here I am watching the RNC Convention on MSNBC, and I get a CRAVING for BBQ. What's up with that??

I can't sit and watch it at length. It makes my IBS flare up. 

Is this some kind of pig joke?

Switch to Fox and you will be cured.

Maybe you heard Left wing and right wing and wanted some bbq wings. mmmmm :0)

Hello again, my friends:

It's not as complicated as most of you thought..  MSNBC set up shop across the street from Mabel's BBQ.  That sign is in every shot.

excon

BBQ?...OMG...LOL...WTF

Hello again, Chief:

Ready for a sea story???  I met a beautiful girl who worked at a BBQ joint..  Her hair always smelled of BBQ..  So much so, that I can't walk into a BBQ joint without getting a boner..

excon

I would think you'd get a craving for bacon.

LOLBadabing.