Discussion»Questions»Humor and Jokes» Hey! J'ai vu ton mec avec une autre fille:/ something something another world ...something something SUNDAY girl! Why do people eat bacon?
I enjoy a 'bacon-lettuce-tomato' sandwich. I grow my own heirloom tomatoes. My great grandfather raised hogs back in the early 20th century, therefore, we eat bacon here.
It has everything do with bacon! -The guy with an other girl is a pig ... -Pig is turned into bacon .. -People eat bacon on Sunday's -Sunday girls put up with pigs (bacon) Until she's cold as ice cream but still as sweet :) ( that's nice) -Then she stabs the pig to DEATH! DIE BACON DIE!!! -Sunday girl :) And then she becomes a vegetarian and lives happily ever after....The end. I should probably write children's books ;)
Personally? I can't stand bacon or any other kind of pork. I might eat some baby back ribs here and there but that's as far as I'll go! Pork! Yuk! But I know some people who just love the stuff!
This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at June 18, 2017 6:12 PM MDT
Even though I'm also still guilty of it (slips out on occasion) I just hate that people malign sweet, wonderful pigs by calling unsavory men pigs! Pigs are really such lovely creatures. We should start calling unsavory men "mosquitoes" or "fleas" or something equally heinous and parasitic.