I just don't break the law ever. I am not going to jail. I am not paying a ticket. I don't deal with any breaking of any laws. (I have a MMJ legal card)
I like to think I am doing the law a favor. I don't break it. I massage it. Sometimes the law kneads a little relaxing. When I do, it gives a much more acceptable result in my favor. We both feel much better after a little massage every now and then. Winks and smiles!