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SO, what if by some miracle you were pregnant. What would you do about it?

Posted - June 28, 2017

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  • "Try and figure out which woman it was so I can sue for child support!"
      June 28, 2017 6:39 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Wow. That is the smartest of the good answers.  Nice one. 


      June 28, 2017 6:44 PM MDT
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  • Aw shucks. I'll bet you say that to all the guys that have been taking advantage of.
      June 28, 2017 6:47 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Yes, I am the compassionate one.  I have to pass the basketball through a tiny hole but you have to pass it through a miniscule hole.

    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at June 28, 2017 9:58 PM MDT
      June 28, 2017 6:51 PM MDT
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  • I thought that was our little secret!
      June 28, 2017 7:06 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Well we are all so close on here, I'm sure no one will blab about it at all. 

      June 28, 2017 7:11 PM MDT
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  • 11087
    I would sell the baby on ebay. I'd probably get quite a lot for it too.
      June 28, 2017 7:02 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Great idea. 

    Sold American.  To the highest bidder.

      June 28, 2017 7:05 PM MDT
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  • 79
      June 28, 2017 7:08 PM MDT
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  • 46117
      June 28, 2017 7:13 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    God I wish you were MY mommy!!!  I want EVERYTHING.  Get it for me!!!

      June 28, 2017 8:40 PM MDT
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  • 16829
    Alert the press. And the Guinness Book of Records. If I'm gonna be forced to give birth through my a$$ (I don't have any other egresses down there, I'm male), then at least I want fane and fortune as a result.
      June 29, 2017 2:53 AM MDT
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  • 3463
    I would die of a heart attach if I got pregnant at my age.
    I would rather have the chicken pox LOL.
      July 1, 2017 1:41 PM MDT
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