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WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH

SO, what if by some miracle you were pregnant. What would you do about it?

Posted - June 28, 2017
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  • 318
    Call Guinness book of records!!  Then quickly go and see my doctor to find out what is going on, as I am a man.
      June 28, 2017 4:33 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Hee hee.  I know most men on here are going to jump on this question.  They cannot resist. 

    Thanks Maurice!!
      June 28, 2017 4:34 PM MDT
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  • 53509

    I'll have you know that it's because of this exact scenario that I kept a sample of the drink you gave me back in April. I will have them test it at the lab, and when I find out what kind of Mickey you skipped slipped to me so that you could have your way with me, I'm going to file the lawsuit of the century. 

    ~ This post was edited by Randy D at June 28, 2017 7:00 PM MDT
      June 28, 2017 5:10 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    I cannot blame you for talking to me. After all I bogarted the whole site.   

    What can ya do?
      June 28, 2017 5:13 PM MDT
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  • 53509


    I like your Bogarting. Besides, you're my big sister, aren't you?  Well, aren't you?



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      June 28, 2017 5:22 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    I hate that tilde' thing with a passion you cannot understand. 

    If you still can stand me, we are good. 
      June 28, 2017 5:24 PM MDT
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  • 53509

    I'd probably go into cardiac arrest if you and I couldn't interact.


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      June 28, 2017 5:29 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Well that is not fair.  Now I feel like I am holding something over you if we don't agree.  I am not that mean. 
      June 28, 2017 6:21 PM MDT
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  • 53509

    We don't have to agree, Sis. You're entitled to hate me and to hate my tilde-obsession, and I'll still keep on loving you. I won't give up my love of tildes, and you most likely won't give up your hatred of them. See, we understand each other. 

    Ok, I'll tell you what I'll do: I'm willing to drop my disownment paperwork that I filed at the county courthouse if you'll rescind yours too. Wait, I'll withdraw mine whether you do it also or not. Next, you can moan and complain as much as you like about tildes, and I'll fight you tooth and nail on it. Everything else not related to tildes remains the same between us.  Fair?  Deal?  Kosher?  Kopasetic?  


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      June 28, 2017 9:54 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    If you were really that cute, I wouldn't have gotten mad in the first place.

    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at June 28, 2017 9:57 PM MDT
      June 28, 2017 9:56 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    i cant get pregnant, i had to have a hysterectomy one time
      June 28, 2017 5:18 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    I'm sorry you had to have that serious and painful operation but this is supposed to be pretend anyway.   Men are even answering this one. 
      June 28, 2017 5:19 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Put down the mayo because I thought my eggs were hard boiled. 
      June 28, 2017 5:33 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Oh boy.  It is pretend already, PRETEND.  LOL

    and hee hee

      June 28, 2017 6:40 PM MDT
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  • I would keep the baby, but hope I could get a Caesarian :P
      June 28, 2017 6:00 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    Can a dog humping my leg do that? I'd rather have puppies than a child.
      June 28, 2017 6:31 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Of course, I thought you knew. 

      June 28, 2017 6:38 PM MDT
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  • 1138
    Keep it and nurture it , sing to it, cuddle it, give it all the love every human SHOULD experience as a baby, toddler or child.
      June 28, 2017 6:35 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Awww  that is a lovely answer. 

      June 28, 2017 6:41 PM MDT
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  • 1138
    Thank you S-  This baby's face is TOO cuuuu-tte....
      June 28, 2017 6:46 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    But ALL babies are cute, right? 

      June 28, 2017 6:49 PM MDT
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  • 1138
    If I ever have a baby, and I sure do want to, I will just say , ahem.. I hope I get something 'similar' to A. hahahah
      June 28, 2017 6:50 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    I really hope you do too, babies need loving parents.  I hope you get A too.  I don't even want B to be the father. 
      June 28, 2017 6:54 PM MDT
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  • 1138
    Guys with diaper/baby fetishes would be the utter LAST man I'd ever be with hahaha (and I'm the most nonjudgmental person )... If B is the father, I must have been very very drunk LOL
      June 28, 2017 7:03 PM MDT
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