In the beginning, there was Answerbag, a wasteland where tilde usage was largely unknown. I worked hard to spread the word, but before the job was done, Answerbag was no more. I carried the torch over to a new site, called Answermug, where my knowledge of tildes was loved and appreciated. Before long, I had a following of muggers who waited eagerly for my latest tilde posting. Those were good times and now whenever you see tildes, you can feel proud that your Grandpa Randy founded the whole tilde movement.
And, Jane, did you know that you and your sister Sharonna were named after two of my favorite baggers/muggers? Sharonna especially loved my tilde questions and I just couldn't post them quickly enough to satisfy her. Jane, on the other hand, was always playing hard to get. She liked to joke around and take out restraining orders as a prank. I could see right through that. She's still doing it to this day.~~~~~
You might have seen Virginia but not me! Tim O'Shea banned me with the help of a couple of other back stabbers. You can find both of us on ihavesolved.com
LyricalOne 