You are on a roll LyricalOne! I never knew you had such a great sense of humor. I'm not sure if you right music but from what I've gathered about you here, you definitely should go into stand-up or comedy of some sort! Very quick and funny!
From reading my giggling response to you, let's both hope I don't write music or anything serious of any sort. Being that the right way to write is still eluding me! The giggle is on me, write? or is that right!! Sorry! I wasn't paying attention when I wrote that. I am serious about the comedy!
Ok, that's fair. Will you at least shake hands with me? Will you sit on that chair with the cushion on it? Will you open this tin can? Will you smell the flower in my lapel? May I light this cigar for you? Doesn't this pie look delicious?
I have a feeling your conscious has finally gotten the best of you. It's alright Randy. I know the stalking and restraining orders have been hard on you. Don't worry. It's not your fault! We have found a new disorder that you and many others have. It is: DGYUIAUIHNDTMY.RAHF. We abbreviated it because it is rather difficult to pronounce. It stands for: DontGetYourUndiesInAnUproarIHaveNoDesireToMeetYou.RelaxAndHaveFun. It's a recently found gene in your jeans. Many people your age have it. Don't worry. Be happy. Coming to confession is the first step. I have a prescription of a multi-vitamin to be taken every morning for the rest of your life. Please take it with an 8 ounce glass of water and some food if possible. Some of the vitamins are water soluble and it will help your body digest. These vitamins will have some side effects. Your hair will be shinier. You'll feel a little more bounce in your jogs and may desire to run a 1/4 to 1/2 mile longer. Your stamina and sex life will benefit and your alertness and attentiveness will tend to make you smile more. All the way around, your body should see some healthy adjustments. Have Fun in Life and Smile Randy. You are doing better than fine! Thank you for calling me in. :)
Good Morning Randy~ I prescribe the pill size to the relation of the gene formation that has taken place in your jeans. Being driven nuts is not something to be taken lightly. It has a nutty feeling that expounds those nut genes. By the looks of your jeans, you've been ridden hard and put up wet. Let's try and relieve that tension. Please make sure you have a trough close for your 8 ounces and pill. Please wait at least 30/35 minutes before they take you out for your morning run . I've heard the OATmeal and toast combo topped w/ apples is one of your favorites. A good carb load, no doubt. But, in your case, I also feel a good gulp of protein will do your genes a world of wonder. It's great for your muscle definition and strength. .. Just a thought. Don't be frightened. You'll get used to opening your throat and allowing large items to slide on down. You'll be a pro at it in no time. Have a great morning and enjoy your run. I will be dropping in without notice. You'll have nothing to worry about if you relax, breathe, and take it in stride. "Every little thing is going to be alright." There's a song there! Hugs and Loves! Winks and smiles! This has been a fun little question to play with. Thanks! ;)
This post was edited by Merlin at June 30, 2017 10:51 AM MDT
Also, I forgot to mention, please tell your lovely wife, hello. My post was not to insinuate she had ridden you hard and not cooled you down. It was an observation that others were working you a little too much and slapped you in the butt and threw you in the stall. She is much too pretty and I'm sure very knowledgeable about how to ride you and cool you down. I hope no offense was taken. Please share my post and wish her a very happy day. Thanks! :)
You know how brazen those umlauts can be! I can't have my tender, innocent tildes corrupted by them! Next thing I know you'll have them hanging around with ampersands and asterisks, staying up after curfew and tipping over trash cans all up and down the block.
This is your last warning before I'm forced to take legal action.
Your hand is stuck because you have a fistful of jellybeans and won't let them go. Why don't you ask whoever tied your shoes this morning for a lock of HER hair.
I'm not allowed to talk to the attendersattendants at the mental ward any more, not after that embarrassing little "incident" in the recreation yard last month. All I've got left is you, Honeybunch. ~
This post was edited by Randy D at July 1, 2017 6:21 PM MDT
No, I know you wanted me to see that you framed a question without a tilde~ 
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