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Randy D

If "someone" very close to my heart posts a question about birthday cards, it's a hidden message of how she feels about me, right?


(She wants me very badly, but societal restrictions cause her to reluctantly swear out restraining orders against me on a continuous and rotating basis. As soon as one is about to expire, she's in court getting the next one. In a perfect world, we wouldn't have to pretend like this.)







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Posted - July 3, 2017
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  • 8214
    hahahaha Pretend? Randy, Randy, Poor dear.  Sounds like she is serious. 
      July 3, 2017 7:02 PM MDT
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  • 53509

    No, no, I'm quite sure that someone is forcing her or pressuring her to do those restraining orders. She would never do that on her own.


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      July 3, 2017 7:54 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Nope.


      July 3, 2017 8:09 PM MDT
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  • 53509


    Hey, get those sparklers away from there!  
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      July 3, 2017 8:24 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    That's a birthday cake. 
      July 3, 2017 8:31 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    She wants you like a hemorrhoid on a ten hour bus ride.  
      July 3, 2017 8:18 PM MDT
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  • 53509


    (ten-hour)




      July 3, 2017 8:25 PM MDT
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  • 7126

    (hemorrhoid)
      July 3, 2017 8:32 PM MDT
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  • 11002
    It's possible that 'someone' is trying to determine if the 1082 unsigned birthday cards require that the next restraining order (and there will be one) should also prohibit sending any written communication or posts on social media.

      July 4, 2017 4:15 AM MDT
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  • 22891
    sounds like it
      July 4, 2017 4:19 PM MDT
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