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What is something you will NEVER understand?

No Trump references, please.

Posted - July 9, 2017

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  • 16762
    Facebook.

      July 9, 2017 6:47 AM MDT
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  • 53502


    Golf. 
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      July 9, 2017 6:48 AM MDT
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  • 7126
    No Trump references?






      July 9, 2017 7:15 AM MDT
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  • 53502


    I dont don't get it; since when did you become a big black dude?

    This post was edited by Randy D at July 9, 2017 6:20 PM MDT
      July 9, 2017 10:48 AM MDT
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  • 7126
    Stumbled into the bathroom this morning and my parts weren't where I left them.  
      July 9, 2017 11:16 AM MDT
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  • 10993
    I knew it! You're Randy D's sock puppet.
      July 9, 2017 12:43 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    An intriguing possibility but I don't have the impeccable grammar skills necessary for the job. Plus I don't tangle with a user whose name rhymes with "cozy" and rip her a new one every day.   
      July 9, 2017 1:11 PM MDT
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  • 10993
    You're just very good at disguising it.
      July 9, 2017 1:44 PM MDT
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  • 53502


    I rip "Cozy" a new one every day? Lol, my fame precedes me!

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      July 9, 2017 2:06 PM MDT
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  • 7126

    I think she wants you. Cozy has needs. 


    This post was edited by LyricalOne at July 10, 2017 5:30 PM MDT
      July 9, 2017 2:21 PM MDT
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  • 53502


    ("Chocolate" is a code word.)


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      July 9, 2017 3:41 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Just say the word and I'll make sure you two are left alone to have sexy time.   ;-)
      July 9, 2017 3:54 PM MDT
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  • 10993
    Cozy is too busy lusting after Trump to waste time on Randy.
      July 9, 2017 4:20 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Rumor has it that little Trump is the size of a gherkin so Randy needs to be on standby. Once Cozy gets an idea in her head, she's insatiable.  
      July 9, 2017 4:25 PM MDT
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  • 53502


    Wait, how's she going to handle going from a gherkin to a dark kielbasa?  One doesn't simply ease one's way onto one of these babies. 

      July 9, 2017 6:00 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    One step at a time. First you're gonna have to go in there with a miner's helmet and clear out the cobwebs. The gherkin barely cleared the cave's entrance so you've got a lot of work to do. 
      July 9, 2017 6:14 PM MDT
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  • 46117



    Why no one here respects this great leader.






      July 9, 2017 7:23 AM MDT
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  • "How come blueberries are red when they're green?"
      July 9, 2017 7:27 AM MDT
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  • 10993
    One of the great mysteries of life...
      July 9, 2017 1:46 PM MDT
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  • 19937
    Algebra, calculus, and new math.
      July 9, 2017 7:43 AM MDT
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  • 10993
    Nobody normal understands them.
      July 9, 2017 1:47 PM MDT
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  • 19937
    Whew!  I was a little worried there for a time. :)
      July 9, 2017 3:55 PM MDT
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  • 16762
    "New math is so simple that only a child can do it."
    - Tom Lehrer
      July 10, 2017 7:17 AM MDT
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  • 19937
    Exactly!  I look at some of the problems and wonder what the heck?
      July 10, 2017 8:41 AM MDT
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