Or angry at your ex for being such an hard-headed, "Here comes the Cock Pot!!" Imbosal of a jerk!! Giggles! Carbon, would you like to come over to our house this Friday? We're having margaritas for starters... I'll think of something for desert. Your choice on the entree!
I have the Jim Croce song that says Don't mess with Jim but there is also a song called Don't mess with Bill about an insecure woman who begs another one to leave her man alone. You know, following all potential rivals around to keep your man from cheating, works so WELL.