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You are forced to own a pet and it has to be one of these: Chicken, alligator, horse, monkey or spider. Which will you care for?

Posted - July 18, 2017
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  • 7126
    She had me at banana.



      July 18, 2017 8:24 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    Remember they are known to throw their poop at you.

      July 18, 2017 8:40 AM MDT
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  • 7126
    No sweat. I do the same thing.
      July 18, 2017 8:44 AM MDT
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  • 46117
      July 18, 2017 8:47 AM MDT
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  • 2500
    We already have two of the ones on the list, three if you want to count the spiders that hang around the domicile. And one thing I can tell you is to NEVER "invest" in anything that eats!
      July 18, 2017 8:47 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    Or anything that gets ill.  Those vet bills can cripple a person.  Time to eat the pet when that happens. 
      July 18, 2017 8:48 AM MDT
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  • 44649
    A spider...very low maintenance. Feed it crickets.
      July 18, 2017 11:06 AM MDT
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  • 2960
    Chicken. At least it will lay eggs. A horse is too expensive. A monkey is too insane. A spider is just there.

    Why kind of hellish dystopia is this? Bladerunner or something? Owls were worth the most in that world for some reason.
      July 18, 2017 11:10 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    Well, that's where JK Rowling stole that idea then.



      July 18, 2017 6:53 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    i would love a monkey but my apt building wont let me, the spider wont survive with my pest repellers around that i had to put up thanks to my other pets which are bedbugs. I just bought one specifically to target them so i hope this gets rid of them for good
      July 18, 2017 1:32 PM MDT
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  • 17614
    spider.....poor thing
      July 18, 2017 6:13 PM MDT
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  • 34436

    I have a rooster. 
    The rest in this order:
    Alligator (dwarf)
    Monkey 
    Horse
    Spider (really don't want one)

      July 18, 2017 6:53 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    LOL

    Aligator?  REALLY?  Wow.  Even a dwarf is a handful, I'd imagine.

    The only thing on here I ever had was a Tarantula which is not really a spider, but close enough. 

      July 18, 2017 6:56 PM MDT
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  • 34436
    Tarantulas are spiders.

    Gators are just cute and would be less work (just  a contained stocked pond) than a monkey. (Apes are my favorite animal though)
      July 18, 2017 7:15 PM MDT
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