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Do you think your good looking?

Im a bit better than average looking, or so my husband used to say

Posted - July 21, 2017

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  • 7126
    I'm so ugly, when I walk into the bank, they turn off the cameras.   
      July 21, 2017 2:11 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    HAHHAHAHHAHHA IM SO UGLY, that when my mother gave birth to me, the doctor slapped HER!
      July 21, 2017 2:13 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    I'm so ugly, I walked into a haunted house and came out with a paycheck. 
      July 21, 2017 2:19 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    HAHAHHAHAHHAHA Im so ugly that when I looked out my window I got arrested for mooning. ;P
      July 21, 2017 2:22 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    I'm so ugly, when my parents took me to the zoo, the security guard thanked them for bringing me back.  
      July 21, 2017 2:26 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Im so ugly  that when i walked into a Halloween store all the kids said "I want that one". 

     
      July 21, 2017 2:33 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    I'm so ugly, my zits don't want to be seen with me.   
      July 21, 2017 2:35 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    HAHHAHAH Im so ugly that when I stepped outside my house I got fined for littering. 
      July 21, 2017 2:41 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    I'm so ugly, when I went to the proctologist, he stuck his probe in my mouth.  
      July 21, 2017 2:47 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Im so ugly Im the reason why monsters hide under the bed.
      July 21, 2017 3:29 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    I'm so ugly, kidnappers have to pay to give me back. 
      July 21, 2017 3:32 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Im so ugly I invented blind dates.
      July 21, 2017 6:06 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    I'm so ugly, my parents had to feed me with a slingshot. 
      July 21, 2017 6:13 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Im so ugly I made Ray Charles flinch.

     
      July 21, 2017 6:16 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    I'm so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in my shower.   
      July 21, 2017 6:21 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Im sorry, I cant top that one. HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA
      July 21, 2017 8:32 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    yes, but i dont think guys do since they never ask me out
      July 21, 2017 2:29 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Most guys are wieners .
      July 21, 2017 2:33 PM MDT
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  • 500
    When you look up ugly in the dictionary the definition says "see Deaves".
      July 21, 2017 2:34 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH
      July 21, 2017 2:38 PM MDT
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  • 7939
    Lame scientific answer: Yes, I have a mostly symmetrical face and many of the markers of fertility and health, which tend to be what people consider "attractive." 

    I was on dating sites for a while. OKCupid does this thing where, if you're deemed attractive, they send you a letter to tell you how hot you are and change up who they present to you, supposedly. Apparently, the "attractive" ones receive too many letters, and that puts them off and they also don't respond to people. So, the company uses an algorithm to determine who is getting the most attention, and the "attractive" ones get put in a special tier where "unattractive" people don't see them on the site, and the "attractive" ones are presented with more profiles of other "attractive" people. I got one of those letters, so I'm theoretically attractive, but I'm also a BBW, which means I'm not attractive to a whole lot of people. At the end of the day, what does it really matter? I'm comfortable with myself and, as long as I have a partner who finds me attractive, what anyone else thinks is irrelevant. 
      July 21, 2017 2:53 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    I got a letter too. They referred me to their pet division.  
      July 21, 2017 3:01 PM MDT
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  • 7939
    LMAO I should have read the fine print. Maybe that's what mine said too. :o
      July 21, 2017 4:54 PM MDT
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  • 6477
    LOL I must be as ugly as sin then cos I definitely didn't get a letter!  And  I was on OKC.. it was always my favourite of all the dating sites I tried. 
      July 21, 2017 3:19 PM MDT
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