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Do you think the Robot in Lost In Space secretly wanted to kill Dr. Smith?

Let's face it.  Dr Smith was annoying af.  I don't understand why no one in the Robinson family offed the guy, or at the very least, just leave him behind on one of the planets.  I think the robot wanted to kill him but Will Robinson was a sorry sap, had too much of a conscience, and programmed the robot to do no harm to the old b*st*rd.   

 




Posted - July 22, 2017
Tags : Dr Smith sux bumbling boobie this does not compute

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  • 7126
      July 23, 2017 12:04 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    You don't know that I was assigned to write 5 questions on the topic of Outer Space.  This is the best I got.  Sorry.  I ain't no Carl Sagan.
      July 23, 2017 12:10 AM MDT
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  • 7126
    Lol..... you got assigned? I better get food and penis. I like to be in my areas of expertise.  
      July 23, 2017 12:13 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    It was a Russian Roulette kind of thing.  No choice.  If I had, it would have been Penis and Penis.
      July 23, 2017 12:18 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    There ya go.  Ask who is Carl Sagan and what is your favorite book he wrote?
      July 23, 2017 12:17 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    You haven't figured out yet I ain't none too bright?  

    Eh, I choked.  It was a rough week and my brain is in coast mode.  
      July 23, 2017 12:20 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    Too late, I just asked it.  I cribbed your question.
      July 23, 2017 12:20 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    Name anyone who watched that show or who was on that show that DID NOT WANT HIM DEAD?

    Name one.

      July 23, 2017 12:16 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    Penny.  She was pretty clueless.
      July 23, 2017 12:20 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    Most people wanted her dead too though.
      July 23, 2017 3:39 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    Very true.  At least I did.  Honestly, I thought they all deserved to die.  John & Don, were pretty f*cking stupid for scientists.  They could land and blast off planets on every episode but couldn't find their way home.  Then there was Maureen & Judy.  WTF did they bring to the table but good looks.  Then there was Will.  Smart kid but he had a soft spot for Dr Smith and refused to program the robot to kill the old b*st*rd.  Morons, the lot of them.  
      July 23, 2017 7:40 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    Boy that cute doggie picture does not prepare me for the author.

    DIEEEE DIEEEE DIEEE LOLOLOL
      July 23, 2017 7:45 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    He's a good cover isn't he?  I like to pretend I have a heart.  Throws everyone off kilter.
      July 23, 2017 7:48 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    It may be due to the fact that you never sleep?   I've been to bed and am up once more  and you are STILL here.

      July 23, 2017 7:57 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    I normally don't have that much time to spend here anymore.  But I was completely wired last night.  Got about two hours of sleep.  I expect to crash again soon.
      July 23, 2017 8:04 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    I hope so for your sake.  I hate being tired.  UGH. 

    Pleasant dreams when you get there, Harry.
      July 23, 2017 8:18 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    Hey! Hey! Shar!!  That scruffy little pooch is my favorite!  We love it when she's here to play... Be nice to her/him both. Don't make me have to use my magic wand on you!! ;)
      July 23, 2017 5:44 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    Robot:  Danger, Will Robinson, Danger

    Launching the Jupiter-1]

    Major West: And the monkey flips the switch.

    [Why the others should believe his warning about the spiders]

    Dr. Zachary Smith: Trust me, Major. Evil knows evil.

    Penny Robinson: Never love anything, kiddo, you will just end up losing it.

    Robot: It sounds like old morse code.

    Will Robinson: What does it say?

    Robot: Danger, Will Robinson, danger.

    Penny Robinson: [to her diary] On this eve before she is torn from all she knows, kidnapped, hurled into deep space against her will, what thoughts fill the mind of the young space captive?

    Will Robinson: Will there be boys on Alpha Prime? Whatever will I wear?

    Dr. Zachary Smith: You'll forgive me if I forgo the kiss, my sleeping behemoth. But the time has come to awake.

    Robot: Robot is on-line. Reviewing primary directives. One, preserve the Robinson Family. Two, Maintain ship systems. Three

    Dr. Zachary Smith: What noble charges my steely centurion. Sadly I fear you have far more dire deeds in store for you.

    Robot: Robot is on-line. Reviewing primary directives. Two hours into mission destroy Robinson family. Destroy all systems.

    Dr. Zachary Smith: Now that's more like it. Farewell my platinum-plated-pal. Give my regards to oblivion.

    Merlin:  Harry needed to be added to this cast. 

    And I would also like add, NOBODY CHOKED.  Choking needs boundaries.  Space has none.   We are all "Lost in Space."
      Harry, you are brilliant when it comes to finding a fun spin on a tough subject. :)  Ya-whooo!!

      July 23, 2017 3:38 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    You're right Merlin.  I am brilliant and I would have made a wonderful addition to the cast.  Except I would have killed every one of them for being so annoying.  I would have spared the monkey. I  did like him. *bloop* *bloop*
      July 23, 2017 7:43 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    And then you would have been the star!!  See?  Even that had brilliancy written all over it!  "Harry and the monkey's wild ride in space."  I can see the headlines now!!
    Big Giggles!  This used to be Don's favorite show ;)
      July 23, 2017 5:51 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    Of course!  You are one of the most intelligent people I know.  You recognize brilliance when you see it.  Tell Don he has bad taste just like me!  *bloop* *bloop*
      July 23, 2017 5:56 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    Laughing graphics
    Luckily, he's sleeping on the couch right now.  Danger, Will Robinson, Danger!
    Giggles!!!  You both would have saved the monkey!!  
      July 23, 2017 6:09 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    Better than that.  I would have made the monkey my co-pilot.
      July 23, 2017 6:13 PM MDT
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  • 6988
    I suspect Dr. Smith was on board because he was a major player in the scientific world. ( I never saw the first episode)
      July 23, 2017 9:00 AM MDT
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