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Guys understand a kick giblets, but can you ladies tell us what it's like to get a boot in the Front-Bum?

Posted - July 24, 2017

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  • 46117
    I refuse to ride a boy-style bike because it hurts so much.

    You guys have a lot of soft tissue and nerves to deal with down there.  We have a lot of nerves, very little to cushion, and then BONE.  So when the nerves hit the bone it feels like a hammer hitting your baby toe.

    You want to faint.  So, I try to keep that part away from harm.  See how nice this is with a bent bar?  That gives me room to put my feet down on the ground if I need to and not get smacked one in the crotch bone.   Or the pubic bone, or the pubic symphysis.

      July 24, 2017 11:24 AM MDT
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  • 7126
    Ugh, I hate getting smacked in the pubic symphysis. Really ruins my day.  
      July 24, 2017 1:43 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    You ain't got one.  You ain't birthin no babies.


    Ooops.  Wait a min.  You DO have one.  I did not know this.  I mean what good is it?

    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at July 24, 2017 6:05 PM MDT
      July 24, 2017 6:02 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    I don't engage in physical violence, but have had a few unfortunate accidents. It's not pleasant. Luckily, our stuff is a bit more protected than yours. 
      July 24, 2017 12:09 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    i dont understand it cause im not sure what youre talking about
      July 24, 2017 1:35 PM MDT
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  • You never got poked in the front bum?!
      July 24, 2017 2:16 PM MDT
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  • 2219
    Can't see why anyone would bother. 
      July 24, 2017 2:29 PM MDT
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  • I think I have the answer buried in my browser history.
      July 24, 2017 6:01 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    The answer my friend is blowin in the crotch, the answer is blowin in the crotch

      July 24, 2017 6:06 PM MDT
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  • I love it when you talk dirty to me in public.
      July 24, 2017 6:42 PM MDT
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