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Who would you like to bring home?

Posted - July 24, 2017

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  • 53502

    I've thought about it, but I know my wife wouldn't approve, so I have to forget about trying it. 



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      July 25, 2017 12:11 AM MDT
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  • 7126
    Thanks horndog.
      July 25, 2017 4:23 AM MDT
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  • Randy D. I have a cozy little nook in my sub-basement all ready and waiting for him. I've polished the chains and sharpened my tools........errrrr....I mean I have the guest room all ready for him.....yeah, that's what I meant to say.......
      July 25, 2017 4:32 AM MDT
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  • 53502

    Your Honor, I really need you to believe how much danger I'm in, and how much I need you to grant me this restraining order . . . 

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      July 25, 2017 6:07 AM MDT
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  • 7126
    Relax and have a cookie.



      July 25, 2017 2:10 PM MDT
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  • And something nice and refreshing to wash it down with.....
    Image result for glass of poison gif
      July 26, 2017 2:20 AM MDT
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  • 7126
    And he needs to put this on.




      July 26, 2017 2:23 AM MDT
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  • OMG!! I just about fell out of my chair. :)
      July 26, 2017 2:30 AM MDT
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  • 7126
    Too much? How about this one?


      July 26, 2017 2:38 AM MDT
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  • Now I have coffee all over my keyboard..... :)
      July 26, 2017 2:39 AM MDT
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  • 7126
    We can just call him Anita Waxen. 
      July 26, 2017 2:41 AM MDT
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  • Or Captain Harry Ballz. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at July 26, 2017 6:28 AM MDT
      July 26, 2017 2:45 AM MDT
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  • 7126
    Craven Moorehead
      July 26, 2017 2:49 AM MDT
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  • Willy B Haven 
      July 26, 2017 2:52 AM MDT
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  • 7126
    Dick Fondler
      July 26, 2017 2:58 AM MDT
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  • Peter McNasty
      July 26, 2017 3:19 AM MDT
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  • 7126
    Phil McCrackin
      July 26, 2017 3:23 AM MDT
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  • 234
    Where does she hang out these days??? Asking for a friend.....
      July 26, 2017 10:37 AM MDT
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  • Your Honor, Uncle Bubba, this here little fella really needs my help. He suffers hallucinations, and delusions of grandeur. I need to take him to my 'special clinic', you know the one, you and cousin Otis help me build? Great, he's officially in my custody now? Yes Sir, Your Honor, Uncle Bubba, I do remember all the lessons you taught me about 'proper disposal'.Thank you Your Honor, Uncle Bubba, and please give Aunt Myrtle my love and tell her I will be at Sunday dinner.  Come along, little Randy......we have so much fun things ahead for us....well.....maybe for me....BRAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAAAAA................ This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at July 26, 2017 6:28 AM MDT
      July 26, 2017 2:29 AM MDT
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  • 53502
     

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      July 26, 2017 6:41 AM MDT
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  • 7126
    Nice. Our very own Dexter.
      July 25, 2017 2:06 PM MDT
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  • 46117


    It lays meat eggs too.
      July 25, 2017 2:10 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    noone right now
      July 25, 2017 2:29 PM MDT
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  • 10993
    Anyone who can cook, clean and fix things. Except, you know...Randy D.
      July 26, 2017 7:56 AM MDT
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