I've always wanted to buy a pipe that looks like the one Sherlock Holmes was portrayed using all the time....now I have a reason to stop and buy one on my way over to your house!!!....:-)

You are a wise man.....

E 99.....I'll come over this year and sit on your porch with you....just don't bogart that joint, my friend....LMAO!!!!

We do decorate, even have outdoor decorations that my wife loves for ME to put out.....we also have indoor things we put up as well as our kitchen/bathroom towels that we hang.We also like to go to Halloween Parties and dress up. Friends usually have annu...  moreWe do decorate, even have outdoor decorations that my wife loves for ME to put out.....we also have indoor things we put up as well as our kitchen/bathroom towels that we hang.We also like to go to Halloween Parties and dress up. Friends usually have annual parties, but there are a few clubs where my wife likes to go out dancing. They always have Halloween parties and prizes for best costumes. She's won some serious bucks when she wears her Elvira costume or a Wonder Woman costume. Elvira is her best one with the black wig and the Elvira dress....legs and cleavage everywhere, lol....  less

I am glad I missed out on YOUR trip to Walmart.....but I have seen some sights many times when I went. These days, it has to be a GOOD reason for me to visit Wallyworld.....and one of those reasons is NOT to see who showed up today, lol...

In "The Last of the Mohicans" when Hawkeye was asked "There is a war on. How is it that you are headed West?"His reply is great:"Well, we kinda face to the North and real sudden-like, turn left."Priceless.....

Well Merlin, I think you said your bar is "Down on the Corner" and I thought you were referring to a Credence Clearwater Revival song. Despite that, I went looking for your bar on the corner and there are bars on EVERY corner. I went in each bar and ...  moreWell Merlin, I think you said your bar is "Down on the Corner" and I thought you were referring to a Credence Clearwater Revival song. Despite that, I went looking for your bar on the corner and there are bars on EVERY corner. I went in each bar and just yelled "MERLIN!!!!"Amazing how many bars in your area have their own persona Wizard/Wizardess that resides in their bar!!!! Needless to say, I had to get a fifth in each one, so I partied with ALL of those Wizards and Wizardesses....or are they Sorceresses? ;-)  less

My sense of humor doesn't usually get me into trouble, however, most people don't get my humor unless they are paying attention. I'm not a stand-up comedy act, but my 'dry' sense of humor is often not understood.....

Merlin, I think it is "I PLEAD the fifth.".....However, I'm with you and I help you take the fifth and bring along another one to get you to help me polish off....

I thought you could only buy vowels????......

"What we have here is a failure to communicate"....Cool Hand Luke

One from a movie:   "Beam me up Scotty!!" It's my plans of escaping one of these days.....

I feel safe saying that every one of your lovers think of you often, Neelie, and most likely think of you when they are with their new lovers. I have no doubt that when they are thinking about their past lovers, that you are the first that comes to mind.....  moreI feel safe saying that every one of your lovers think of you often, Neelie, and most likely think of you when they are with their new lovers. I have no doubt that when they are thinking about their past lovers, that you are the first that comes to mind....I think that your question also means do happily married people become aroused when they think back on past lovers and relationships. My wife and I have talked openly about our past lovers and admittedly, it is arousing to remember our experiences. I know many friends who talk about their past lovers and they all seem to be happily married as well.One from my past in particular was an older woman that I REALLY wanted sexually, but I always thought that she was flattered by my flirting with her, but she was much older and I didn't think she took me seriously when I flirted with her. I went to see her at her house one night and when she opened the door, the look on her face and her greeting was more than an invitation to come in her house. That night was one of ...    less

I actually DO think back on previous relationships and I always thought EVERYONE did the same. With past lovers and "near lovers", I consider them a part of my past that I will always think back nostalgically and often. I have heard from some and they hav...  moreI actually DO think back on previous relationships and I always thought EVERYONE did the same. With past lovers and "near lovers", I consider them a part of my past that I will always think back nostalgically and often. I have heard from some and they have told me they looked for me because our relationship meant as much to them as it does to me. Several that have found me are married and say they always think of us together and have that "what if" memory. I know the same is true with my wife.....she has had past lovers find her and they tell each other the same thing. I really can't imagine that someone in your past meant so much to you at the time and then you never think of each other again. If they were "unforgettable", then we never would have had the relationship we had in the first place....  less

Well, I dilly with my dally.....;-)

"Is it Wednesday, Thursday or Friday????" Captain Picard has been hitting the Romulan Rum too hard again!!!....

I really don't like haggling....we've had yard sales/garage sales and sell things really cheap. For instance, mismatched cups or glasses and you put 50 cents each on them. You KNOW someone is going to ask "Will you take a quarter for these three?" I mean,...  moreI really don't like haggling....we've had yard sales/garage sales and sell things really cheap. For instance, mismatched cups or glasses and you put 50 cents each on them. You KNOW someone is going to ask "Will you take a quarter for these three?" I mean, SERIOUSLY????? I always say that if that keeps happening, we should just take it all to Goodwill or some resale shop. Then they'll have to go in there and pay $2-$3 each for them. And even if you post signs around that say "No Haggling" that never stops anyone from trying to get it for nothing.   less

That made me think of something else, Merlin......Battle of the Bands when it's Rock bands. Would THAT be considered a 'rock throwing war"? ;-)Glad to know the mail was delivered!!! Looking more than forward to hearing from you!!!! A moment off?? I think ...  moreThat made me think of something else, Merlin......Battle of the Bands when it's Rock bands. Would THAT be considered a 'rock throwing war"? ;-)Glad to know the mail was delivered!!! Looking more than forward to hearing from you!!!! A moment off?? I think you are like me.....my 'free' time makes me a thief because it isn't 'free', it's stolen moments of time...lol  

I would venture to say that when David slew Goliath, it ended the war....so I guess THAT was purely a rock throwing war......

Since you are an American and on "holiday", you must be in Jolly Old England or somewhere in Europe.....Americans always say "Vacation"...

Between a Rock and a Hard Place.......I live there, lol

I vote Merlin's response to be the best answer......

Hey Merlin, I think you and I should share a radio program!!! We have similar interests and your sense of humor always makes me laugh out loud. I find most of your comments reflect my own ideas and ideals....like the old saying "We grew up in different ne...  moreHey Merlin, I think you and I should share a radio program!!! We have similar interests and your sense of humor always makes me laugh out loud. I find most of your comments reflect my own ideas and ideals....like the old saying "We grew up in different neighborhoods together"...I think it would be fun to co-host with you, especially with all of our albums together. We would probably compete to see who could bring out the COOLEST old song to play for our listeners. And of course, we would have to entertain the listeners with our magic wit and brilliant opinions on music, sex and the shape of the world from then and now, lol....with your deep sultry voice and my southern drawl, we would rock their socks off!!!!.....  less

So you know that saying THAT, I am DYING to hear your voice!!!!.... Ladies with deep, sultry voices DO turn on most guys. It's like someone with a British accent....just keep talking and let me listen, lol. That may be true with me, as well....m...  moreSo you know that saying THAT, I am DYING to hear your voice!!!!.... Ladies with deep, sultry voices DO turn on most guys. It's like someone with a British accent....just keep talking and let me listen, lol. That may be true with me, as well....my taste in music may be past-due or out dated. My audience of listeners may be so small that I wouldn't make any money...but I would do it for pleasure, not for money.....so I need to win that lottery really soon so I can get started, right?I went to one of those broadcasting schools and they told me I had a great radio voice, too. I actually think they told everyone who paid for the school the same thing.....I will say that everyone always wanted to party at MY place because they LOVED the music. They all said back then that I should be the one picking music for all the radio stations. I think they were right....;-)  less

Love hearing that you kept yours, too, Merlin!!!! However, I am crying knowing they are in storage!!! I built a huge cabinet to store mine, but if I ever have to MOVE it, a nightmare is awaiting me!!! That's why I always wanted my own station...they ...  moreLove hearing that you kept yours, too, Merlin!!!! However, I am crying knowing they are in storage!!! I built a huge cabinet to store mine, but if I ever have to MOVE it, a nightmare is awaiting me!!! That's why I always wanted my own station...they have a 'Classic Vinyl' station on Sirius, but they seem to play most of the songs you would hear on FM radio anyway. I do listen to the 'Deep Tracks' station, but honestly, I'm not in my car often enough to justify paying for radio air time. I may or may not renew it next time....I dated a lady who told me her husband still had a huge collections of albums and that he never listened to them. I asked her if she thought he might sell them or better yet, GIVE them to me so they would have extra storage space in their house. No luck so far, but she said if she finds out that he is getting rid of them, she will call me....  less

I have actually wanted my own radio program. I even went to get my FCC license at one point in my younger life, but preferred playing in bands much better than pursuing that career. I think we all listen to the radio in our vehicles for distraction. These...  moreI have actually wanted my own radio program. I even went to get my FCC license at one point in my younger life, but preferred playing in bands much better than pursuing that career. I think we all listen to the radio in our vehicles for distraction. These days with Sirius radio and people loading their devices with their preferred listening music, a radio program may be outdated, though. I have a collection of albums to die for and my brother even has MORE than I do. I told him we should get our own station and play the lost and forgotten songs from all those albums. However....probably will never happen.....sigh  less

Wellllll......in THAT case, you should check it out for real!!!! With your beauty and intelligence, you should contact several of those sophisticated singles and  charm them and tease them into thinking they are making headway with you and then you C...  moreWellllll......in THAT case, you should check it out for real!!!! With your beauty and intelligence, you should contact several of those sophisticated singles and  charm them and tease them into thinking they are making headway with you and then you COULD con them into creating a HUGE life savings for you!!!! And who knows what pleasures they may provide you during their courtship......And you never know, one of those singles may be around 90 years old with one foot in the grave....all he wants is companionship and a HOT beauty like you to leave all his millions to......hmmmm. What's that number to call????.....:-P  less

Hmmmm.....the ad DOES seem to indicate "Desperate Losers", doesn't it? Or are they sophisticated in that they are able to con you out of your life savings????I think I would steer clear of that one......;-)

F. I would text her to make sure she's ok. If she is out and had drinks, she doesn't drink and drive.

The distractions drive me crazy, too!!! I hate it when I'm in the middle of something and the phone rings. I have to go get my list back out when I get off the phone, lol...

Boy do I EVER make myself "to-do" lists, or maybe I should call them "don't forget to do this" lists. I'm like you....if I DON'T have a list, I will most likely forget some things that I really NEEDED to do, but got so caught up doing other things that I ...  moreBoy do I EVER make myself "to-do" lists, or maybe I should call them "don't forget to do this" lists. I'm like you....if I DON'T have a list, I will most likely forget some things that I really NEEDED to do, but got so caught up doing other things that I forgot the most important ones!! A lot of times it may be phone calls that I need to make, but since businesses don't open early, I'm doing too many other things and forget the phone calls I should have been making!!! And like you say, I mark them off the list as I accomplish them.....that may be so I don't do them again, ya' think?....;-)  less

Home made coffee....especially in good company....;-)

I almost always know where I am, but when I'm here and there, it's probably because I'm chasing your hithers and tithers.....

TOO funny....and TRUE, lol!!!!! Would rather see YOU in a red bikini, though....I'll stand in line behind you for as long as it takes!!! And we know that when you have to return anything to the store, it takes FOREVER!!!! I'll be happy standing there righ...  moreTOO funny....and TRUE, lol!!!!! Would rather see YOU in a red bikini, though....I'll stand in line behind you for as long as it takes!!! And we know that when you have to return anything to the store, it takes FOREVER!!!! I'll be happy standing there right behind you the whole time!!!....  

Live in the city....surrounded by interstate highways, lol....

That's a true point, Adaydreambeliever....she may be applying for a job as a lifeguard and stopped to return that on her way to her job interview...

Personally, I wouldn't wear that to a job interview....but I AM curious.....did she get hired???? 

I've never needed a lot of sleep, so I'm always awake during odd hours. My wife started working nights some time back, so both of us awake after midnight is almost every night now. 

A little sweetness to the tart.....my kind of lady!!!.....

I thought of Sweet Tarts when I read this......always thought it was a play on words for Sweet Hearts....until I bit into one.....

Where's Randy D when we REALLY need him????....

On a big old jet airliner.......

We always switch up beds....gotta get your money's worth during you stay. I often wonder what the housekeepers think when they know it's just the two of us and we keep both beds all amok from our night of pleasures......

We tried pushing them together until they rolled apart right in the middle of a wild tryst!!! Kinda kills the mood when your trying to break your fall when the beds suddenly part ways.....

Not every night.....

Oh yeah, I did it....numb tongue for a couple of minutes....

Move all the old people out....