Hmmmm, let's see what atrocious programming mistakes you'd be making with an attitude like that:
10 Tilde-related calls
9 Any and all calls from your secret admirer, Randall D
8 Grammar-correction calls
7 Any and all dating invitation calls from Randall D
6 Calls from Randy D asking permission to move into your spare bedroom
5 Any and all calls from your not-so-secret admirer, Randall D
4 Calls about how to avoid or circumvent restraining orders
3 Any and all calls from Randy D stating his desire to move into your bed
2 Calls from the building's security detail asking if Randall D may visit the studio
1 Any and all calls from your number one fan, Randall D
Gee, it's painfully obvious that you don't want your radio show to be a success.
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