Officer, are you placing me under arrest or not? Well, are you? Are you? (Wait, you ARE, aren't you? Please tell me that you are.)

Considering how the news make the cops look like trigger-happy maniacs, I would not push my luck if I were you, even with a cop like that.

This particular role-playing is getting old. Can't we do the Naughty Nurse for a change?

No, you always go for the needle right away, so that I end up spending the whole night drugged, groggy and unfulfilled while you're out shopping with my credit cards. I'm not falling for that one again.

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NO...lay on the ground with your hands in the air so I can shoot you.

Foreplay??

I'm just trying my best to be a good citizen, to cooperate fully with the officer.  (Of course, who knows what she has in mind?)

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LOL ya sure you are...  ;-) ;-)

We're coming to take you to the Happy Home where life is beautiful all the time and you'll be happy to see those nice young women with the straight- jacket for you.

It's true!!!!

Lol.
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Hey, why are the buckles in the back? And you must have measured me wrong, these sleeves go way past my wrists and hands. The collar is awfully tight, and someone made a mistake and sewed a big metal hook on each side if the neck. Why, I'd have to be crazy to wear this thing . . .


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