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What would could you say in 6 words or less to make a telemarketer hang up the phone?

https://youtu.be/GqMNUPx3MJM

Posted - August 1, 2017
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  • 7126
    Keep talking until I come.   *fap fap fap*
      August 1, 2017 8:22 PM MDT
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  • LMFAO :) this is why i adore you :)
      August 1, 2017 8:26 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Picturing your head in my freezer.   *fap fap fap*
      August 1, 2017 8:24 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    You are obsessed with masturbatory speak.

      August 1, 2017 8:29 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    I have no idea what you're talking about.   *fap fap fap*








      August 1, 2017 8:33 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    You should read Chelsea Handler's first two books.  

    I'm super serial.

      August 1, 2017 8:41 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    suc*, fuc*,  c*nt, pr*ck, j*ck-*ff, c*cks*ck*r


      August 1, 2017 8:34 PM MDT
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  • 7126
      August 1, 2017 8:37 PM MDT
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  • LOL that works :) did you know that the word "c#nt" is really only offensive in North America? In New Zealand and Australia is just a common everyday word ... weird :) 
      August 1, 2017 8:45 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    I'm (obviously) about as non-prudish as you can get but I hate that word. This guy I once dated wanted to use it during sexy time and I told him to hit the bricks. 
      August 1, 2017 8:51 PM MDT
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  • I hate the word too. I don't think I'm prudish either. It is just funny to find out is so common in other parts of world. That is one of few words I personally do cringe at. I know it is just a word and should not give it power. But I do not like it. 
      August 1, 2017 8:59 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Spamella has a question for you.
      August 1, 2017 8:35 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Who dat?

    Is she on Baywatch?

      August 1, 2017 8:43 PM MDT
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  • LMFAO! No one can top this ;)
      August 1, 2017 8:46 PM MDT
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  • 7126
      August 2, 2017 1:31 AM MDT
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  • 17596
    (beep) Operator, this is one of them..........................
      August 1, 2017 8:44 PM MDT
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  • Haha :) so retro ;)
      August 1, 2017 8:47 PM MDT
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  • 53509

    10. Let me turn on the recorder . . .

    9. The warden lets me answer the phones . . .

    8. Are nipple rings supposed to tickle?

    7. Will vomit stain a prayer cloth?

    6. My checks bounce all over town . . .

    5. Come collect the money in person . . .

    4. Speak slower; I'm almost there . . .

    3. Yes, I killed them all . . .

    2. Sure, but pray with me first . . .

    1. It puts the lotion on its skin . . .

    ~


      August 1, 2017 9:40 PM MDT
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  • All good as' my favourite is #8 :) 
      August 1, 2017 9:47 PM MDT
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  • 6988
    One guy told me I had won $2 million. I told him I really didn't need more money, and besides my wife would just spend it all on her relatives. 
      August 1, 2017 9:54 PM MDT
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  • Bit if you had a million dollars ... you could buy a monkey! Haven't you always wanted a monkey?? ;)
    https://youtu.be/LHacDYj8KZM
      August 1, 2017 10:38 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    i usually will just tell them to take me off their list
      August 2, 2017 3:37 PM MDT
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