Randy D: "Hold on, Honey. Just ONE more _____________ and then I'll log off."

Lol, you KNOW me, don't you?

Little bit.   ;-)

Jake is her completely gay friend who wants nothing more to do with her than to spend hours at a time talking about fingernail polish and wigs, right?  Right?  Hello, Neelie, that's all he is to her, isn't it?  Neelie?  Neelie, please tell me I'm right, please tell me I have nothing to worry about!  She's coming back to me, isn't she?  Neeelie?  Hello, hello?


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No, this Jake is straight as a ramrod (double entendre intended), and is one of the best lovers I've known (pun intended). In fact it was I who recommended him to your friend who was quite fed up of your obsession with adult movies and needed someone who wojld pay more attention to her needs than his own. 

Smart move, Neelie, your plan worked like a charm, she fell for it and left right away. Now you and I can finally be together. 



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Breathtaking.

Let's be reasonable here!  Who could resist? 
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