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Have you ever passed gas in public?

Posted - August 2, 2017
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  • 46117
    How about while giving someone a massage?

    You cannot get more humble than that feeling. 

      August 2, 2017 9:31 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    OMG I LAUGHED so hard i peed a little. ;O

    That too would be embarrassing. No, no, how about doing both? hahahahhahahahah yikes! No no no, burping too, yes, fart, burp AND pee, THEN tell the person massaging you you forgot your money and that you promise your from out of town and youll catch up with um tomorrow. HAHAHAHAHHAAH -cough- (you DO get naked for a massage right Shar to the ROna?) eye balling Shar to the Rona all inappropriately.  ;D
      August 2, 2017 9:35 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    It is SO QUIET in there too.  I wanted to DIE.  DIE.

      August 2, 2017 9:38 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Lol.... what the heck do you do? Do you say something? Just pretend it didn't happen? Do they teach you about that in massage school?
      August 2, 2017 9:47 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    I pretend it didn't happen.  Poot pooot pooooot

      August 2, 2017 9:50 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Did they ask for a partial refund?
      August 2, 2017 9:58 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    AHAHHAHHAHAHAHHA good un LyricalOne. ;D
      August 2, 2017 10:02 PM MDT
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      August 2, 2017 10:01 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Great choice of food beef for a massage Shar to the ROna.  Beefing with your osteoporosis?
      August 2, 2017 9:51 PM MDT
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  • 7792
    Sure and while I was walking.
      August 2, 2017 9:59 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Thanks for the warning. LOL
    Hi Zack - GenXer
    Nice to see you. ;D
      August 2, 2017 10:09 PM MDT
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  • 7126
      August 2, 2017 10:07 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Ok. Thank you LyricalOne. (Ftttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt) -blush- ;D
      August 2, 2017 10:11 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    I've been known to do a little subtle crop dusting as I roam the supermarket aisles.





      August 2, 2017 10:10 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    HAHAHAHAHAHA i do that all the time. Find a empty isle and let er rip. I hate it when somebody comes walking around the corner right in the middle of one im squeezing out, and theres nobody around to stare at to blame it on. lol
      August 2, 2017 10:13 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    ROFL..... just have one of these handy so you can blame it on your invisible dog.




      August 2, 2017 10:20 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    BLAME? No no, i take full credit for mine. ;D


      August 2, 2017 10:27 PM MDT
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  • 7126
      August 2, 2017 10:35 PM MDT
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  • 13071
      August 2, 2017 10:41 PM MDT
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  • 16795
    The smell never bothered me anyway

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXGNuJ6wIes This post was edited by Slartibartfast at August 3, 2017 6:17 PM MDT
      August 2, 2017 10:18 PM MDT
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  • 13071
      August 2, 2017 10:22 PM MDT
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  • Oh, heck YEA!  As teens my brother and I loved going to the library and letting off.  Also at movies.
      August 2, 2017 10:40 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Both excellent choices.  Traffic jams in convertibles is another good one as is bowling alleys. hahahahaha thanks whistle6 ;D 
      August 2, 2017 10:43 PM MDT
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  • I recall a time my brother and I, probably 17 and 13, were blowin' 'em off like mad at a movie.  As we left two younger boys gave us big smiles.  Their mom gave us a death glare.  That is great stuff.

    On Google check out "1601" by Mark Twain on Libra Vox audio books.   You'll enjoy it.
      August 3, 2017 7:56 AM MDT
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