He has done so much for us, it is time we do something for him
After a lot of thinking about it, I believe I have found the perfect gift: A 50 acre plot of land on Antarctica. I talked with a Florida Real-estate agent and they are selling surprisingly cheap. The land even comes with a residence requirement, so he will have to live there, lest he loose it
And if the Democratic commie liberals are right about all the ice melting he will even get the exciting adventure of defending his land against the fleeing hordes from the north. Oh to live in such interesting times
So how about it, let us all chip in to give Randy-D a future that is even more exciting than a long row of tildes ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~