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LyricalOne

What would you like me to leave you in my will?

Sorry folks, my belly button lint collection is already taken.  

Posted - August 7, 2017
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  • 7280
    Many years ago, some radio show figured the cost to actually give that list to a person---it was very, very expensive.
      August 7, 2017 2:14 PM MDT
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  • 7280
    Well, of course that goes without saying---which is no doubt why I didn't mention it in my answer....
      August 7, 2017 2:36 PM MDT
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  • 7132
    I'll even get you straight to number one.    


      August 7, 2017 4:40 PM MDT
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  • 10026



    You win "The Prize!"  That is classic!!!!
      August 8, 2017 9:10 AM MDT
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  • I would like if you could leave me a map to a treasure and after I've completed all of the checkpoints and followed the map it would lead to a table in a restaurant at a certain time and Mandy Moore would be sitting there because you had left her the same map.
    Thanks. : ) This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at August 7, 2017 5:37 PM MDT
      August 7, 2017 2:41 PM MDT
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  • 7132
    I'll have my cartographer get right on it. 
      August 7, 2017 4:34 PM MDT
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    7570
    Have you got any good body parts?  Mine are all wearing out.
      August 7, 2017 2:54 PM MDT
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  • 7132
    My brain's hardly been used at all. 
      August 7, 2017 4:31 PM MDT
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  • 7570
    hummmm, what else you got?
      August 7, 2017 8:13 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    hahahahha
      August 7, 2017 5:37 PM MDT
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  • 6477
    A collection of your writings and perhaps your diary :P
      August 7, 2017 3:16 PM MDT
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  • 7132
    What? I'm sorry, I can't hear you. Is this thing on?
      August 7, 2017 4:24 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    mAYBE his ssn? lol
      August 7, 2017 5:38 PM MDT
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  • 6126
    Your boyfriend.

    Thanks, you're a real pal.
      August 7, 2017 4:10 PM MDT
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  • 7132
    He looks forward to meeting you.   


      August 7, 2017 4:21 PM MDT
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  • 6126
    Oooo.  Better than I ever expected from you!  
      August 7, 2017 4:24 PM MDT
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  • 7132
    Awesome in the sack too. Couple of little blue pills, he can butter your biscuit like grandma at a family reunion.  
      August 7, 2017 4:29 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Id tap that. ;+
      August 7, 2017 5:34 PM MDT
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  • 7132
    You'd tap a corpse.
      August 7, 2017 5:37 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    A corpse  would be cool. ;)
      August 7, 2017 5:39 PM MDT
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  • 7132
      August 7, 2017 5:42 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    I definitely tap that.  ;P 
      August 7, 2017 6:12 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Funny Mr. ;+
      August 7, 2017 5:35 PM MDT
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  • 6988
    How about the Buick Fireball Eight?
      August 7, 2017 4:36 PM MDT
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