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(Pssst: you do know that stuff'll kill you, right? Ok, it's your funeral, but don't say I didn't warn you well ahead of time.)



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Posted - August 9, 2017

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  • 46117
      August 9, 2017 9:57 PM MDT
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  • 52903

    You're getting Rosie-itis.  Stay away from her.

      August 9, 2017 10:02 PM MDT
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  • 5354
    I just dont like the taste of it :)
      August 10, 2017 4:36 AM MDT
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  • 5354
    You mean like the way crawling up in a tree and and looking into peoples bedroom will get you killed ? Life is full of such risks and it is 100% certain that we will die some day


    PS: But pouring cola on plastic barbie brain is a fairly safe thing to do. This post was edited by JakobA the unAmerican. at August 10, 2017 4:10 AM MDT
      August 9, 2017 10:38 PM MDT
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  • "I wouldn't want to be your shoes when JA sees this!!" ...  (Bad-mouthing coffee is in direct violation of ToS #5.)
      August 10, 2017 12:55 AM MDT
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  • 52903
    Quick, hide me!

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      August 10, 2017 4:19 AM MDT
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  • 5808
    That's what I think about saying to smokers...
    but don't...
      August 10, 2017 1:28 AM MDT
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  • 9777
      August 10, 2017 4:17 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    Worrying.

      August 10, 2017 5:41 AM MDT
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  • 44173
    Gag...sputter. You made me spray Scotch all over my computer.
      August 10, 2017 7:05 AM MDT
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  • 22891
    i know and like you said its my funeral
      August 10, 2017 4:25 PM MDT
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