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Sure, you COULD get yourself a lawyer, but then where would we be? Let's handle this ourselves. ~


Posted - August 13, 2017

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  • 13071
    Probably in jail. And, good luck. ;+
      August 13, 2017 4:50 PM MDT
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  • 5614
    I would be home perhaps raising money to bail you out of jail? Don't drop the soap! This post was edited by O-uknow at August 13, 2017 7:30 PM MDT
      August 13, 2017 4:53 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    He He - pun intended.
      August 13, 2017 5:16 PM MDT
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  • 53509
    (There's no pun in there.)

    :|
      August 13, 2017 5:17 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    he said drop the soap, i said He He........as in Male Male? Gosh, do i have to explain all my jokes RandyD? 
      August 13, 2017 5:21 PM MDT
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  • 53509
    (That's not a pun, it's a joke. While it's true that a pun is a type of joke, and that all puns are jokes, not all jokes are puns. Gosh, do I have to explain everything to you, Carb?)
    ~
      August 13, 2017 5:28 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    I have an excuse, Im  half dyslexic so i got it backwards. And yes, apparently you do. THank you for enlightening me on my error. Or more like, pointing out my half dyslexia.  ;P
      August 13, 2017 5:32 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    I re-looked your comment preceding this one and concluded you are wrong and i was right. My original comment to O=Uknows answer is correct. It is a pun not a joke. You stand corrected. You can be excused Randy G ;P  
      August 13, 2017 6:18 PM MDT
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  • 53509
     A pun involves a play on words or twisting the meanings of words. Don't drop the soap is an age-old joking reference to what can happen in the prison showers. 

    Keep trying; you still won't win.
    ~
      August 13, 2017 7:01 PM MDT
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  • 13071
     Its a play on words. He said Drop the Soap, which implies anal sex man on man. I played on words by coming back with a He He , such as He on He in anal sex.  I ended my my sentence with a pun. He He. (sorry my appostophy sign doesnt work on my puter.) P
      August 13, 2017 7:14 PM MDT
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  • 13071
     Just agree with me Randy D, Im a woman .
      August 13, 2017 7:19 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    When have you ever lost an argument regarding what you mean?  I am betting on CaRbOn.  She's an expert on herself.  Trust me.

      August 13, 2017 7:32 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    id tap that. ;+
      August 14, 2017 9:12 AM MDT
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  • 53509
    (Sigh.)

    That's not the definition of a play on words. The words "don't drop the soap" are straightforward,their meaning is straightforward, it's a one-liner: do not drop the soap. Puns, however, 


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      August 13, 2017 7:45 PM MDT
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  • 11013
    Give it up, Randy. She is saying the pun is 'he he'. You seem to think she is talking about the phrase 'drop the soap'. It's OK to be wrong, just accept it.
      August 14, 2017 5:59 AM MDT
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  • 7126
    What Jane said. Carb's pun was "he he." She's not arguing about whether "drop the soap" is a pun or a joke. You're arguing that point with yourself.
      August 14, 2017 6:50 AM MDT
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  • 53509

    Oh.
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      August 15, 2017 7:03 AM MDT
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  • 53509

    Oh. 
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      August 15, 2017 7:02 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    ;+ This post was edited by carbonproduct at August 14, 2017 9:08 AM MDT
      August 14, 2017 9:03 AM MDT
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  • 8214
    omg that is horrible.
      August 13, 2017 4:55 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    I know right. ;O
      August 13, 2017 5:17 PM MDT
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  • 11013
    I'm not falling for that. Again.
      August 13, 2017 6:09 PM MDT
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  • 53509


    Are you still going on about the fiasco in Flagstaff? That was nothing, at least for you, it wasn't. If I remember correctly, you got 7 months of probation with no jail time, while I had to do 9 months in the county jail. Say, you weren't flirting with those investigators in the interrogation room, were you?



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      August 13, 2017 7:07 PM MDT
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  • 11013
    That wasn't me. I was referring to the time in Boise when you said I would be out of jail in 24 hours and then you took off. If the corrections officer hadn't fallen in love with me, I might still be there.
      August 14, 2017 6:01 AM MDT
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