Did you find your missing friend?

Yes.  I don't know where he was hiding but I'm glad he is back.

No, I never had a friend to start with, so they cannot have gone missing!  

No.  I don't have anyone that isn't missing.

Yes, sort of. Back in '79, I met this lovely young lady . She wanted to date, but I already had my current wife as a girlfriend.  She was insistant about it but she was only 16 and I was 26. Eventually she reached 18, but I was just too involved with my current wife. The girl is now married and living in Florida. I found her on facebook but I rather doubt that I will ever try to contact her. 

I haven't seen him or heard his voice in a really long time.  :  (