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Benedict Arnold

Did you sacrifice any critters during the eclipse so as to appease the mighty Sun God?

Posted - August 21, 2017
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  • 492
    The Sun God was the victim in this case, so we brought praise to the Moon God by showing glory Russell's teapot.
      August 21, 2017 4:56 PM MDT
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  • Never goona find a better response than this.
      August 21, 2017 4:59 PM MDT
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  • 2327
    No, and I'm glad I didn't because it was very disappointing in my area. The sun was very bright, it dimmed just a little for about 20 minutes and then it was very bright again. And that was it. 
      August 21, 2017 5:01 PM MDT
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  • No critters .... just some milk and an eye patch. 
      August 21, 2017 5:08 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    I burned effigies.



      August 21, 2017 5:14 PM MDT
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  • 5614
    Critters are sacrificed everyday to satisfy your appetite with or without an eclipse *sigh*.
    If sacrificed today you will be eating them tomorrow because you like them fresh ;) This post was edited by O-uknow at August 21, 2017 10:19 PM MDT
      August 21, 2017 9:18 PM MDT
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  • That's not a sacrifice
      August 21, 2017 10:19 PM MDT
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  • That's not a sacrifice
      August 21, 2017 10:19 PM MDT
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  • 1305

    The black sun.

    When the sun is eclipsed you can see the stars, the clock of the zodiac with the Sun ruling the upper quarter, and Saturn ruling the lower quarter.

    David Bowie had a lot of occult imagery in his videos.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-ppcstFaAI

      August 22, 2017 12:29 PM MDT
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  • 6023
    I tried to find a virgin to sacrifice ... but none would accept my offer.

    {wink, wink, nudge, nudge}
      August 22, 2017 12:35 PM MDT
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  • 2500
    And speaking of virgins . . . that's how you know that Jesus wasn't born in DC. You just can't find three wise men and a virgin there.   This post was edited by Salt and Red Pepper at August 22, 2017 1:50 PM MDT
      August 22, 2017 1:49 PM MDT
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  • 2500
    Yep, sure did.

    A nice, fat pig that was then cooked very slowly over an open hickory fire. Now bring on that bar-b-q sauce! This post was edited by Salt and Red Pepper at August 23, 2017 7:56 AM MDT
      August 22, 2017 2:29 PM MDT
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  • 1393
    "Now bring on that bar-b-q sauce" with some Salt and Red Pepper?
      August 23, 2017 7:56 AM MDT
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