Where and how are you gonna be buried when you croak?

I am donating my remains to our local medical college. When they are finished with me I want to be buried at sea from a US Naval Ship.

My wish is to be cremated and not buried.  The ashes will be used to fertilize a tree being planted. 

http://urnabios.com/

In the ground in a casket.

Mr Witch

There is a lot of water out there.  Keep going.  They can't find you in all places on earth.   That is, if you should die before there is no earth left.  Otherwise, I guess it is of little concern any longer.

LQ

Thank you I hope you get your wish, of course. 

You and grilledcheese girl.   She even posted a video.

Munchkin

Simple and to the point.  I like that.

(She's the one who dumped ME.  She filed for the divorce of our fake online marriage.)

I'm so sorry, Randy.   Her heart really belongs to Bromie.   I fear you were a rebound.

I'm sorry but the heart wants what the heart wants.

My hippie is outer.  (Hippy or Hippie both correct) 

Oh no.  Don't even tell me. 

I'm not going to be buried, I'm going to be cremated. You can only put so many boxes in the ground before you run out of room.