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Would you rather go to jail for one year or remove your pinky finger?

Posted - August 24, 2017
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  • 2658
    At my advanced age remove the pinky finger instead of a year in jail... This post was edited by Beans/SilentGeneration at August 25, 2017 7:21 AM MDT
      August 25, 2017 12:55 AM MDT
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  • I won't sacrifice one year of my life, so have to say fuck the pinky, though I'll miss it :(
      August 25, 2017 1:17 AM MDT
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  • 10686
    I like new adventures, so I pick jail. However, with my luck, someone would cut my pinky off in jail.
      August 25, 2017 3:01 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    You are wise beyond my years.
      August 25, 2017 7:21 AM MDT
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  • 53367

    I'm not sure. In this little scenario you've dreamed up, exactly where do you imagine my finger is stuck?

    ~ This post was edited by Randy D at August 25, 2017 10:39 AM MDT
      August 25, 2017 6:08 AM MDT
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  • 7126
    Too easy.


    *Tiptoes out of thread.*
      August 25, 2017 6:18 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    It's stuck on your hand.  Away we go!!!!!

      August 25, 2017 7:23 AM MDT
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  • 44540
    They can take the pinky. I'll just use the other one to pick my nose.
      August 25, 2017 7:14 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    Me too.  I might even give it up rather than spend ONE day there.
      August 25, 2017 7:20 AM MDT
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  • 17564
    I would not survive a year in jail interacting with all of those jail people.   I can't even be in a semi-private hospital room!  As a pianist I would hate to lose a finger, but I would have to unless I could negotiate a private room in jail.  I would consider it then.  Couldn't I just stay in my little room and read and write all the time?   Still, 365 days is a lot of waiting.
      August 25, 2017 12:33 PM MDT
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